h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Anyone for "Crazy Little Thing Called Knob"?

I knob, you knob, we knob- gary glitter

I don't think we want to go there.

..shouldn't that be:
I knob you knob, you knob me too knob
I knob you knob me knob
I knob you knob, my only true knob
I knob you knob me knob



But what about the sweets: knobknobs? (sounds almost like a biscuit)

Phil

Borderline Knob - Rosalie Sorrels
Sweet Knobbing Friendship - Rosalie Sorrels
Golden Knob - Mark Knopfler
Uncovered Knob - Kenny Werner
Patchwork Knob - Valerie Smith
My Knob Won't Let Your Memory Go Away - Valerie Smith
Under The Influence Of Knob - Barry White
All In The Run Of Knob - Barry White
Standing In The Shadows Of Knob - Barry White
Warm Your Knob - Aaron Neville
I'm Gonna Knob You Just A Little More, Baby - Barry White
Knob Serenade - Barry White
Let Me Live My Life Knobbin' You Babe - Barry White
Walking In The Rain With The One I Knob - Barry White
Don't You Know How Much I Knob You - Barry White
Knob Is In Your Eyes - Barry White
I'm Ready For Knob - Barry White
My Poor Knob - Gregory Isaacs
What Becomes Of The Broken Knobbed - Jimmy Ruffin
Unchain My Knob - Joe Cocker
Unbreak My Knob - Toni Braxton
I Know You By Knob - Eva Cassidy
Need Your Knob So Bad - Chcuk Brown
Knob Your Neighbor - Ladysmith Black Mambazo
Open Knob Zoo - Martin Grech
Death Of A Knobbed One - Martin Grech
Your Baby Doesn't Knob You Anymore - The Carpenters
The Knob That You Had - Tracy Chapman

My knob is like a red, red rose,
That's newly sprung in June.

Knobb her Madly - The Doors

The knob I lost - C C Penneston

I'm sure there's a Knob Attack somewhere in this world...

Also "Gag" - Courtney Knob (promo. flyer & poem she wrote for Hole)...

Can't be arsed to trawl through the rest. Too much of the word knob has made my eyes go weird...

Your Knob Amazes Me (John Berry)
Your Knob Is Ooh (Brian McKnight)

it must have been knob- roxette

Just opened a book of poetry I have...the titles follow as thus :

Knob(III)
**can't put this one...could be potentially offensive!**
Knob and Life: A song.
Knob Arm'd
Knob bade me welcome; yet my soul drew back
Knob in a life
Knob in Fantastique Triumph satt
Knob seeketh not Itself to please
Knob song of J.Alfred Prufrock
Knob songs in Age
Knob still has something of the Sea
Knob that drained her drained him she'd knobbed
Knob thou art Absolute sole Lord
Knob without hope
Knob's Labour's Lost
Knobber, The; a ballad
Knobbing in truth, and faine in verse my knob to show.

And that's only the one's under the main title...

*why oh why*

Dance tunes

Southside Spinners "Knobstruck"
Prodidgy "Your Knob"
Flip N Fill "True Knob Never Dies"
Alison Limerick "Where Knob Lives"
Sybil "The Knob I Lost"
Alice DJ "Celebrate our Knob"
C&C Music Factory "A Deeper Knob"
Critical Mass "Burnin Knob"
DJ Quicksilver "Planet Knob"
Haddaway "What is Knob"
La Bouche "Be My Knobber"
Karren Ramirez "Looking For Knob"
Pete Heller "Big Knob"
Robin S "Show Me Knob"
Samantha Mumba "Always come back to your Knob"
Deelite "Groove is in the Knob"
Dollar "Give me back my knob"
Force And Styles "Knob of Gold"
and finally
Robbie Williams "A Knob Supreme"

*why oh why oh why*

There are far TOO many entries for this.

> There are far TOO many entries for this.
There are far too many people writing "love" songs, the huge, overwhelming majority of which are utter c**p.

Phil

don't care if if there's too many already -
for a certain lady called Thatcher (amongst
other things) -- All you need is Knob.

'> There are far TOO many entries for this.'

A little close to the bone, given the subject matter...

Donny Osmond had "Puppy Knob".

Robert Palmer was not only "Addicted to Knob" but had a "Bad case of Knobbin' you".

and then there was Elvis....

"Knob Me Tender", "I Need Your Knob Tonight", "I Can't Stop Knobbing You", "Knobbreak Hotel", "Have I Told You Lately That I Knob You", "Burning Knob", "Wooden Knob", "Knob Me", "I Can't Help Falling In Knob With You" and, last but not least, "I Want You, I Need You, I Knob You".

The Rockmelons - That Word (K.N.O.B.)

Neil Young had a "Knob of Gold" and a "Lotta Knob"

Rod Stewart - "This Old Knob Of Mine" and "You're In My Knob"
Sting - "If You Knob Somebody" and "Knob Is The Seventh Wave"

One of my favourites would have to be Stevie Wonders "I Just Called To Say I Knob You"

I could go on........

I wish I could come up with more than one at a time.

Pulp - "F.E.E.L.I.N.G.C.A.L.L.E.D.K.N.O.B."

I think I remember seeing a band called Knobdub...