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knob me, knob my dog

I assume we have already had "Tough Knob" by Kiss - but it seems worth posting anyway.

B

I can't believe I only just found this - here's a few I can think of off the top of me head (no pun intended )

( if these have already been put down....)

They Might Be Giants - We Knob all the people
The Monkees - Knob is only sleeping
The Monkees - The kind of girl I could knob
The Kinks - Got knob if you want it
The Kinks - I'm a knobber not a fighter
Elvis Costello - What's so funny 'bout peace, knob & understanding?
Elvis Costello - Knob for tender
Elvis Costello - They'll never take her knob from me
Nick Cave - Hard on for knob
Nick Cave - I'll knob you 'til the end of the world
Depeche Mode - I feel knobbed
Sub Sub - Aint no knob (aint no use)
Living Colour - knob rears its ugly head

Don't know if this has been posted before; its quite obscure:

Knob like a wheel - Kate and Anna McGarrigle

P

how about movie titles?

"Brave Knob"
"From Russia with Knob"

Anyone who had a KNOB (cilla black ??)

What becomes of the broken KNOBed (can't remember the singer )

KNOB-break hotel (Elvis)

(Speaking of the Kin...only just found this meself so may have already been posted)

"KNOB me tender..."

Give me your dirty knob -- Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

Looking at the question in reverse...

Slob On My Love - Three Six Mafia

Do poems count? 'My true love hath my knob and I have his...'
'How do I knob thee?', 'Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more knobbly and more temperate...''Why so pale and wan, fair knobber?''My knob is like a red, red rose'
etc.

Just found this thread, so this has probably all ready been done, but heh;

knob hurts

I left my knob in san francisco

when a man knobs a woman

Born with a broken knob (divine comedy)
Leave me, o knob, that reacheth but to dust (Philip Sidney)
And that timeless word game, 'I knob my knob with an A...'

I just stumbled upon this thread . . . I'll let you work out the modified titles for yourselves

I'm the man who loves you - Wilco
I am trying to break your heart - Wilco
La La Love You - Pixies (would "La La" perhaps change to "Kna kna"?)

or the jazz standards:

I'll Keep Loving You
Love Walked In
What Is This Thing Called Love
Love for Sale
Lover Man
Lover Come Back to Me
The Man I Love
Here Lies Love
Somebody Loves Me
Taking a Chance on Love
I Can Make You Love Me If You Let Me
Falling in Love with Love
My Kinda Love
My Heart Belongs to Daddy

That last one went a little too far . .

'Love' will tear us apart-joy Division.I speak from no experience here but I've heard it can happen.That must have been some trouser snake

Excellent thread title.

It's a knob-ache - Bonny Tyler

the middle bit of paradise by the dashboard light!
I gotta know right now..
Do you knob me? Will you knob me for ever?
Dusty Springfield
You don't have to say you knob me
Aerosmith - Knob in an elevator [now THAT brings back memories]

There goes my first knob : Drifters

True knob Ways : Buddy Holly

Let your knob go : Bread

Lonely for your knob : Bad Company

Knob's Great Adventure : Ultravox

Let Your knob Flow : Bellamny Brothers