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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
binky the doormat Posted Oct 17, 2003
"Your knob is the place where i come from" - Teenage Fanclub
"Another knob song" - Queens Of The Stone Age
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Cerebral Drill Posted Oct 17, 2003
U2 When knob comes to town.
Bon Jovi Shot through the knob.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
tanzen Posted Oct 17, 2003
We knob all the people - They Might Be Giants
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Cerebral Drill Posted Oct 17, 2003
Comes From the Knob
Aerosmith-- Knob in an Elevator
AC/DC-- Knob Attack
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Researcher 516340 Posted Oct 17, 2003
I want to know what knob is 
: Foreigner
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Serephina Posted Oct 17, 2003
I was only wondering what had happened to this thread the other day...
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
A Super Furry Animal Posted Oct 17, 2003
This Is Not A Knob Song - PIL
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Oct 17, 2003
Gene Pitney - Something's got a hold on my knob
Soft Cell
Sometimes I feel I've got to get away from the pain you drive into the knob of me, the knob we shared seems to go nowhere.....etc
[Tainted knob]
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Oct 17, 2003
Knob is a many splendoured thing-
Summer Knobbing-the cast of grease.
Knob me,knob my dog-(it is a fr***ing song title so there)
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
A Super Furry Animal Posted Oct 17, 2003
Mining a rich vein of Queen songs...
Knob Of My Life
Crazy Little Thing Called Knob
Las Parablas De Knob
Get Down, Make Knob
Somebody To Knob
Good Old-Fashioned Knobber Boy
Need Your Knobbing Tonight
Too Much Knob Will Kill You
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Oct 17, 2003
ooh yes
Knob on the rocks-Neil Diamond 
Its the little things in life that make it all worthwhile
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Serephina Posted Oct 17, 2003
Heaven help the knob - Lenny Kravitz
Knobstreet - The doors
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Researcher 516340 Posted Oct 17, 2003
Ruby don't take your knob to town !!?
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
BouncyBitInTheMiddle Posted Oct 17, 2003
I expect its already been done, but since I can't be bothered to read the backlog:
Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Knob
Especially since "love" is used as a euphamism in the song.
"I'm gonna give you every inch of my..."
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
GreyDesk Posted Oct 19, 2003
There Must Be An Angel Playing With My Knob - The Eurythmics
Now I *know* that one must exist somewhere in the backlog. But it's still worth posting again
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
egon Posted Oct 19, 2003
"Now I *know* that one must exist somewhere in the backlog. But it's still worth posting again"
yeah, I'm prety certain I posted it at least twice 
Caravean of Knob- The Housemartins
One LAst Knob song- the beautiful south
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Researcher 516340 Posted Oct 19, 2003
i dont know if this as been done before but here goes
you was always on my knob
by elvis presley
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Researcher 516340 Posted Oct 19, 2003
that dont fit does it 
just read you have to replace heart or love not mind
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
binky the doormat Posted Oct 20, 2003
Well nobody told me we weren't checking the backlog
in that case
"The one I knob" REM
surely that's in there?!?!?!?!?!
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
The Godfather of Cheesecake Posted Oct 20, 2003
How about the alternative Beatles' Anthology:
Knob me do
All you need is Knob
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Knob's Club Band
And I knob her...
and my favourite -
You've got to hide your knob away
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- 325: Researcher 516340 (Oct 17, 2003)
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- 327: A Super Furry Animal (Oct 17, 2003)
- 328: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Oct 17, 2003)
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- 333: Researcher 516340 (Oct 17, 2003)
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