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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Ballynac Posted Nov 20, 2002
Knob in your Eyes - Daniel O'Donnell
I love this thread
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
egon Posted Nov 20, 2002
you mean you knob this thread...
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
philbo baggins Posted Nov 20, 2002
with all my knob
Phil
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk Posted Nov 20, 2002
"I can't help falling in knob with you"
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
philbo baggins Posted Nov 20, 2002
Just a thought: have we had the Disney one yet:
"Can you feel the knob tonight"
Phil
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk Posted Nov 20, 2002
Perhaps the time has come to select the better ones from those that have gone. I nominate Boyzone's "Quit playing games with my knob".
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 20, 2002
Have we had The Human League's "Knob Action (I Believe In Knob)"?
Or "Open Your Knob"?
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh....... Posted Nov 20, 2002
Knob is in the air
Knob me tender
I will always Knob you
Knob is all around me
Knob Knob me do
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia. Posted Nov 21, 2002
Does it include poetry made into song
such as, My knob is like a red, red rose,
Or even a bit of Shakespere/Shakespeare
(whatever), a pound of flesh nearest to
his knob - as per Gordon Brown and his
greed.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Knthrak Posted Nov 29, 2002
How about Millie "Knobing you" (is easy cos your beautiful)
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Nov 29, 2002
That would be by Minnie Riperton
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Hoovooloo Posted Nov 30, 2002
The Bee Gees - How deep is your knob?
Aerosmith - Knob in an elevator.
H.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Researcher U197087 Posted Dec 2, 2002
New Order - Bizarre Knob Triangle
Fleetwood Mac - Looking Out For Knob (Big Big Knob)
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk Posted Dec 2, 2002
I don't think we're getting any new ones.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Knthrak Posted Dec 2, 2002
Indeed the Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle is correct.
It was Minnie Riperton
And I also realised the moment I posted it.
There are several others too but I can't remmember them either
maybe it'll come to me if I post a wrong one again.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Chantywrassler Two pounds a month and you too can be a CNUT Posted Dec 2, 2002
Janis Joplin - Take a little piece of my knob
Runrig - Knobhammer
and presumably the next morning...
????? - Knob Hurts
Moby - Why does my knob feel so bad?
Jimmy Ruffin - What becomes of the brokenknobbed?
....but there's always hope...
The Searchers - Don't throw your knob away
Monty Python - Medical Knob Song
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
random fat bird Posted Dec 11, 2002
That last one was strangely apt *ponders*
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Ballynac Posted Dec 11, 2002
The embarassment of riches that is Celine Dion:
Think Twice (for the sake of my knob),
my knob will go on,
the colour of my knob,
call the man (who deals in knobs beyond repair),
where does my knob beat now,
knob another way,
knob can move mountains,
did you give enough knob,
nothing broken but my knob,
the power of knob,
knob doesn't ask why,
Just no living without knobbing you,
where is the knob,
superknob
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
St Nessaja Patron Saint of Pessimistic Aardvarks (GA) Posted Dec 11, 2002
Scooter- the age of knob
Oasis- she is knob
Oasis - stop crying your knob out!
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Researcher 211584 Posted Dec 11, 2002
Dare i mention Jackie Wilson's classic:
Your Knob Keeps Lifting Me Higher?
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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
- 261: Ballynac (Nov 20, 2002)
- 262: egon (Nov 20, 2002)
- 263: philbo baggins (Nov 20, 2002)
- 264: Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk (Nov 20, 2002)
- 265: philbo baggins (Nov 20, 2002)
- 266: Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk (Nov 20, 2002)
- 267: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 20, 2002)
- 268: British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh....... (Nov 20, 2002)
- 269: Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia. (Nov 21, 2002)
- 270: Knthrak (Nov 29, 2002)
- 271: Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle (Nov 29, 2002)
- 272: Hoovooloo (Nov 30, 2002)
- 273: Researcher U197087 (Dec 2, 2002)
- 274: Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk (Dec 2, 2002)
- 275: Knthrak (Dec 2, 2002)
- 276: Chantywrassler Two pounds a month and you too can be a CNUT (Dec 2, 2002)
- 277: random fat bird (Dec 11, 2002)
- 278: Ballynac (Dec 11, 2002)
- 279: St Nessaja Patron Saint of Pessimistic Aardvarks (GA) (Dec 11, 2002)
- 280: Researcher 211584 (Dec 11, 2002)
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