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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
egon Posted Nov 10, 2002
knob don't live here anymore- jimmy nail
tunnel of knob-dire straits
Espresso Knob (thick and creamy 
)-Dire Straits
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
egon Posted Nov 10, 2002
womack and womack-knob wras
everything but the girl-looking for knob
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
binky the doormat Posted Nov 11, 2002
Bon Jovi - Thank you for knobbing me
Ryan Adams - Gonna make you knob me
Thunder - Dirty knob
Can I go to bed now?
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
egon Posted Nov 11, 2002
jayhawks- i'm gonna make you knob me
johnny cash-give my knob to rose
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Narapoia Posted Nov 11, 2002
From the TV series Tipping the Velvet:
"There's a rose in my knob for you"
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
egon Posted Nov 11, 2002
which reminds me:
super furry animals- a fire in my heart for you.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Spiff Posted Nov 11, 2002
"There's a rose in my knob for you"
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Narapoia Posted Nov 11, 2002
Glad it was appreciated!
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Researcher U197087 Posted Nov 11, 2002
Mr Knobberman.. Shabba!
Knob Is A Many Splendoured Thing
That's Not The Shape Of My Knob - Sting (bet it does)
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
psychocandy-moderation team leader Posted Nov 11, 2002
I Don't Want Your Knob- Duran Duran
It's Called a Knob- Depeche Mode
Let My Knob Open the Door- Pete Townshend
Harden My Knob- Quarterflash
Your Knob is Driving Me Crazy- Sammy Hagar
Stop Draggin' My Knob Around- Stevie Nicks & Tom Petty
When Your Knob is Weak- Cock Robin
Burning Knob- Survivor
Big Knob- Fleetwood Mac
Looking For a New Knob- Jody Watley
In Love With Knob- Blondie
A Woman Needs Knob (Just Like You Do)- Ray Parker, Jr.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Chronicargonaut Posted Nov 11, 2002
"Sowing the Seeds of Knob" Tears for Fears
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Nov 11, 2002
"Knob Stinks"- J. Geils Band
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
binky the doormat Posted Nov 12, 2002
"The shape of my knob" - Back Street Boys (or whichever godawful american manufactured sh*tehawks)
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' Posted Nov 12, 2002
bizarre...
the same challenge is going on here IRL, but with the word 'muff'.
Can't buy me muff
Something tells me I should be eating muff
and the entire love song scene on top of the elephant from 'Moulin Rouge'.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
binky the doormat Posted Nov 12, 2002
In that case - Eurythmics - "There must be an angel (playing with my muff)"
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Nov 12, 2002
I Left My Knob In San Fransico.
What Muff Is This?
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
egon Posted Nov 12, 2002
Living for the knob of the common people-paul young
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 12, 2002
Julian Cope - "Beautiful Knob" (or whichever replacement word you find funniest)
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
a girl called Ben Posted Nov 12, 2002
Lick My Decals Off, Baby - Captain Beefknob
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Hoovooloo Posted Nov 12, 2002
Before anyone else gets in... Captain Beefheart and the Knob connection...
Never Mind the Buzzcocks explained that Captain Beefheart named himself after something his uncle used to say... his uncle's party trick at family gatherings being to whip out his old fella, squeeze it till it swelled up and went purple, and then say that it looked like a "big old beef heart".
Which makes even my most interesting Christmas sound boring by comparison.
Oh, and while we're here...
Anything at all by Zodiac Mindwarp and the Knob Reaction.
H.
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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
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- 203: binky the doormat (Nov 11, 2002)
- 204: egon (Nov 11, 2002)
- 205: Narapoia (Nov 11, 2002)
- 206: egon (Nov 11, 2002)
- 207: Spiff (Nov 11, 2002)
- 208: Narapoia (Nov 11, 2002)
- 209: Researcher U197087 (Nov 11, 2002)
- 210: psychocandy-moderation team leader (Nov 11, 2002)
- 211: Chronicargonaut (Nov 11, 2002)
- 212: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Nov 11, 2002)
- 213: binky the doormat (Nov 12, 2002)
- 214: Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' (Nov 12, 2002)
- 215: binky the doormat (Nov 12, 2002)
- 216: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Nov 12, 2002)
- 217: egon (Nov 12, 2002)
- 218: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 12, 2002)
- 219: a girl called Ben (Nov 12, 2002)
- 220: Hoovooloo (Nov 12, 2002)
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