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You Knob Us- Manic Street Preachers

I hear tell that Doris Day had a Secret Knob.

I'm Gonna Knob You - Blondie

Liam.

Last Christmas, I gave you my knob, the very next day, you gave it away

(I've been made blue, I've been lied to,) When will I be knobbed?

Definitely can't concern myself with the backlog...has anyone mentioned Courtney Knob yet?

You don't have to say you knob me (just because it's true)

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Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Knob
Meatloaf - I Would Do Anything for Knob (But I Won't Do That)
Thunder - Knob Walked In
Jennifer Rush - The Power Of Knob

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Manic Street Preachers - "You Stole The Sun From My Knob"

Wasn't there a Spinal Tap song called "Suck My ...

...ooh no, that would be rude, wouldn't it?!

Be Still My Beating Knob
- Sting

To know, know, know him is to ,knob knob, knob him

Knob grows where my Rosemary goes - Edison Lighthouse

And of course - The Great Percy Sledge - When a man knobs a woman.

Home is where the knob is.

Liam.

Too many broken Knobs in this world- Jason Donavon

You don't have to say you knob me, just be close at hand

don't break my knob, my achy breaky knob

Only slightly less subtle than the original:

The knobshack is a little place where we can get together...etc

My other half loved this thread when I sent him it, so he came up with this little list for you to enjoy

Air - Playground Knob
Anastacia - I'm Outta Knob
Da Hool - The Knob Parade
Daft Punk - Digital Knob
Depeche Mode - I Feel Knobbed
East 17 - House of Knob
Elton John - I Want Knob (The next line being "but it's impossible...")
Garbage - Nobody Knobs You
New Order - Bizarre Knob Triangle
Nine Inch Nails - At The Knob Of It All
Pete Heller - Big Knob
Richard Ashcroft - Song For The Knobbers
Riva featuring Danni Minogue - Who Do You Knob Now?
Saint Etienne - Only Knob Can Break Your Heart/Only Love Can Break Your Knob
Sisters of Mercy - Temple of Knob
Watergate - Knob of Asia

The Greatest knob Of All
Game Of Knob- Santana and Michelle Branch

Big gay knob - The Lemonheads
Punchdrunk knobsick singalong - Radiohead