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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Chronicargonaut Posted Nov 7, 2002
"Mr. Knobber Knobber..."
-Shaggy
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Nov 7, 2002
ok, last one for tonight honest:
The Super Super BLues Band (howlin wolf, muddy waters and bo diddley )- oh baby, wrecking my knob life
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Mister Matty Posted Nov 7, 2002
Knob me for a reason - West Life
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
NastyKoala - Grand Thingite Master (and Cause) of Chemistry Lab Fiascos Posted Nov 7, 2002
Just a few that i thought might be particularly funny
Meatloaf - Everything I do I do for knob
Nothin' my knob cant fix
Phil Collins - A Groovy Kind Of knob
QUEEN - Too Much knob can kill You ... 
Five For Fighting - Out of knob
Backstreet Boys - As Long As You knob Me ... 
Red Hot Chili Peppers - knob Rollercoaster
The Corrs - I Never knobbed You Anyway
U2 - Do You Feel knobbed
Bon Jovi - Shot Throught The knob 
moby- Why Does My knob Feel So Bad
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Nov 7, 2002
Just listened to that 'Slob on my Knob' 
That was enough to make *me* turn it off after about 20 seconds.
Well, the last thing I wanna have in my head is the image of some white boy sounding gangsta wannabe rapper demanding to be given h*ad.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Chronicargonaut Posted Nov 7, 2002
"Knob on Your Sleeve" -Kylie (I think)
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Mister Matty Posted Nov 7, 2002
Who needs knob like that? - Erasure
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Mister Matty Posted Nov 7, 2002
Whole lotta knob - Led Zeppelin
more films with knob replacing heart or love in the title
NastyKoala - Grand Thingite Master (and Cause) of Chemistry Lab Fiascos Posted Nov 7, 2002
Just a few others on that thought
James Bond - From russia with knob
Shakespere in knob
crazy knob
and one title that i just can't get over
Can I Be Your Bratwurst, Please? (1999)
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
kC - You know I'm Right. Posted Nov 7, 2002
Blue: One Knob
Eve: Gangsta Knobin'
Gareth Gates: Little Knob
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Chronicargonaut Posted Nov 7, 2002
Have we had "Knob in an elevator?" yet?
Aerosmith.
You give knob...
Spiff Posted Nov 7, 2002
But what i really meant was (and yes, the tragedy is i've had time to think)
'Don't break my knob' - BR Valentine
You give knob...
kC - You know I'm Right. Posted Nov 7, 2002
my head maybe small, but my knobs bigger than yours.....
http://www.pandemoniumrecords.com/bip-hop/catalog/a_neotropic.htm
You give knob...
kC - You know I'm Right. Posted Nov 7, 2002
if you use arse instead of knob this one works...
If you had my arse - Jennifer Lopez
You give knob...
Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs) Posted Nov 7, 2002
You've probably already run the gamut of the obvious ones... but here goes...
Owner of a Lonely Knob
- Yes
Knob Hurts
- Nazareth
Knob Is Like A Rose
- Bette Midler (Amanda McBroom)
Knob The One You're With
- Rolling Stones
You give knob...
Chronicargonaut Posted Nov 7, 2002
"Why do you have to be a Knob breaker..." Dionne Warwick
You give knob...
Emee, out from under the rock Posted Nov 7, 2002
I'm All Out of Knob -- Airsupply
The Joker, Steve Miller Band (lyrics) Some people call me a space cowboy. Some call me the gangster of knob.
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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
- 141: Chronicargonaut (Nov 7, 2002)
- 142: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Nov 7, 2002)
- 143: Mister Matty (Nov 7, 2002)
- 144: NastyKoala - Grand Thingite Master (and Cause) of Chemistry Lab Fiascos (Nov 7, 2002)
- 145: Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery (Nov 7, 2002)
- 146: Chronicargonaut (Nov 7, 2002)
- 147: Mister Matty (Nov 7, 2002)
- 148: Mister Matty (Nov 7, 2002)
- 149: NastyKoala - Grand Thingite Master (and Cause) of Chemistry Lab Fiascos (Nov 7, 2002)
- 150: kC - You know I'm Right. (Nov 7, 2002)
- 151: Chronicargonaut (Nov 7, 2002)
- 152: Spiff (Nov 7, 2002)
- 153: Spiff (Nov 7, 2002)
- 154: Chronicargonaut (Nov 7, 2002)
- 155: kC - You know I'm Right. (Nov 7, 2002)
- 156: kC - You know I'm Right. (Nov 7, 2002)
- 157: Chronicargonaut (Nov 7, 2002)
- 158: Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs) (Nov 7, 2002)
- 159: Chronicargonaut (Nov 7, 2002)
- 160: Emee, out from under the rock (Nov 7, 2002)
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