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You Cant Resist It - Lyle Knobett

TSF

A Million Knob Songs Later : Take That (I think).

Quite apt...

Ooo-ooh Baby knob, my baby knob, baby knob oh how I need your knob.

Liam.

Do you feel my knob? Eddie Grant

Yes, and Paul McCartney wanting to fill the world with Silly Knob Songs

or the traditional sea shanty "Knob of Oak"

and who was it who sang "Harden my Knob"?

Phil

Great thread!


My personal fave reading through the blog:

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St. Winnifreds School Choir, Grandma we kn.....

I can't do it.

SNIDE
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Shirley no-one's gonna top that?



my feeble efforts: 'Knob me tender'

Led Zep II - 'Whole Lotta Knobbin' & 'Knob breaker'

Wedding Present - 'Give my Knob to Kevin'

i know, i know, but hey...

Andrew Lloyd Webber's fantastic musical 'Aspects of Knob'

Knob Her Madly - Doors

TSF

Didn't Blondie have a 'Knob Of Glass'?

Can I do films?

If so 'Knob in a Cold Climate'.
Anybody cry during 'Knob Story'?
Mel Gibson in 'Braveknob'.

has anybody ever done a song called 'For the knob of a good woman'?

The Knob Inside - Barry Gibb
Knob Like We Do - Edie Brickell
Knobbly Day - Bill Withers

TSF

>Addicted to Knob - Robert Palmer
...totally off-topic, I couldn't resist either pointing out my parody to "Addicted to Love", called "Allergic to Cats" - see http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/robertpalmer3.shtml

...back on topic:

Knobache Tonight by the Eagles
You've got to hide your knob away by the Beatles

Phil

I'm just an old fashioned guy :-

'When a Man Knobs a Woman' : Percy Sledge.

Knob Me Two Times - Doors
Knob Me Like a Man - Bonnie Rait

TSF

Put your hand on your knob on tell me, it's all over

And if Kylie did, it probably would be...

Have we had Elvis's Knob-break Hotel yet?

Barry White - Can't get enough of your knob
Billie Holiday - That ole called knob
Chicago - Where did the knobbing go?
Deacon Blue - Knob and regret
Deacon Blue - Only tender knob
Deacon Blue - Will we be knobbers?
Foreigner - I want to know what knob is
Genesis - Hold on my knob
Mariah Carey - Knob takes time
Nat King Cole - Let there be knob
Neil Young - Knob of gold
Phil Collins - A groovy kind of knob
Phil Collins - Easy knobber
Phil Collins - Knob police
Phil Collins - This must be knob
Phil Collins - Two knobs
Phil Collins - You can't hurry knob (the live version of which segues into Two knobs, so to speak...)
Phil Collins - You'll be in my knob
Rod Stewart - You're in my knob
Simon & Garfunkle - Bye bye, knob
Stephen Stills - Knob the one you're with
Sting - Shape of my knob
Tears for Fears - Sowing the seeds of knob
The Beautiful South - One last knob song
The Cure - Friday I'm in knob
The Divine Comedy - Songs of knob
The Lightning Seeds - Knob explosion
ZZ Top - Gimme all your knobbin'

Lou Rawls: You're Gonna Miss My Knobbin'

Joe Nichols: Brokenknobsville

Later,

DQ

And for what it's worth: ( if any of these are repeats)

All Out Of Knob (Air Supply)
Mmm Skyscraper I Knob You (Underworld)
A Million Knob Songs (Take That) {too true}
Endless Knob (can't remember who by "Endless Love", of course)
Gonna Sing You My Knob Song (Abba)
Fire In My Knob (Super Furry Animals)
How Sweet It Is (To Be Knobbed By You) (James Taylor)
To Bring You My Knob (PJ Harvey)
Send His Knob To Me (that's peej again)
Quit Playing Games With My Knob (Backstreet Boys)
Do You Feel Knobbed? (U2 - and no, not the user here...)
You Made Me The Thief Of Your Knob (U2 again)
Permanent Broken Knob (Eels)
Got My Knob Set On You (John Denver)
All Is Full Of Knob (Bjork)
Knob This Life (Annie Christian)

erm.. can't think of any more...

league

Lil' Jimmy Osmond should indulge in some 'downstairs hairdressing',
That'd make his 'Long haired knobber from Liverpool', appear larger.

SNIDE

(lol at william of middenshire, and puts love hearts on shopping list)

Wet Wet Wet / The Troggs - Knob is all around