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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 41

Narapoia

I thought it was "will you still need me, will you still feed me when I'm 65", but maybe this version's better!


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 42

egon

..and it was actually "When I'm *64*"


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 43

Narapoia

Whatever. Can you make 42 out of it?


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 44

egon

Knob changes everything


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 45

Abi

Can't... resist... any longer...!

I will always knob you by Dolly Parton and or Whitney Houston

(This is a great game to play with a bookcase of books, we always use the word 'spoon')


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Post 46

philbo baggins

That ballad from "The Lion King": Can you feel the knob tonight?

..someone must have mentioned the other Bonnie Tyler one "Straight From The Knob"

or the song "One Night Alone" by the band "Knob"

"I left my knob in San Francisco" - now that must have come up already smiley - winkeye

Phil


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Post 47

Mina

Will you knob me tomorrow? - The Shirelles
Knobbing You - Minnie Repperton
A good knob is hard to find - Feargal Sharkey
Save your knob - Renee and Renato


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Post 48

egon

knob shine a light-katrina and the waves
do ya knob me?-the tremeloes


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Post 49

Abi

One Knob - The Stone Roses
Out of my Knob - BBMak
Knob on the Rocks - Neil Diamond


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Post 50

Mina

Knobache Avenue


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Post 51

Mina

I never knobbed a man...


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Post 52

egon

I want you, i need you, I knob you- Elvis

and thereofre:

I want you, I need you, but there AIN'T NO WAY i'm ever gonna knob you from 2out of 3 ain't bad by meat loaf


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Post 53

Mina

Show me knob - Robyn


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Post 54

egon

I need your knob


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Post 55

Mina

To know him is to knob him - the Teddy Bears. smiley - biggrin
Chapel of knob.


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Post 56

Abi

Just try singing the words of Unchained Melody to yourself!


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Post 57

The Snockerty Friddle

I Want a Knob I can See - Jennifer Knob Hewitt

TSF


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Post 58

egon

smiley - laugh

I just thought I should let you know that you just got me into troublwe with the librarian for laughing out loud...

"God spped your knob to me"


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Post 59

egon

That last one was to abi


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Post 60

Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

>Just try singing the words of Unchained Melody to yourself!<

smiley - laugh at the chorus smiley - smiley

Liam.


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