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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 11, 2002
A cautionary tale from Deacon Blue - "Knob And Regret"
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Researcher 211675 Posted Dec 13, 2002
knob Potion Number Nine
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Dec 13, 2002
Branford Ptarmigan - Knob Me Really Hard, Baby (I need knob in my knob)
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Great Ceasers Ghost Posted Dec 13, 2002
Northern Line - Knob on the northern line
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Great Ceasers Ghost Posted Dec 13, 2002
Elvis Presley - I don't have a wooden knob
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Dec 13, 2002
Terris - Complete And Utter Knob
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia. Posted Feb 12, 2003
No greater knob have I
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
*Holly 'my duck is on fire' Hale* Posted Feb 13, 2003
ill make knob to you
im not in knob
friday im knob
endless knob
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
The Groob Posted Feb 14, 2003
Knob of glass
Saving all my knob for you
I knob my dog as much as I knob you
Listen to your knob
And some lyrics:
The purpose of a man is to knob a woman, and the purpose of a woman is to knob a man 
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! Posted Feb 14, 2003
Sorry if it's been done already but how about
How deep is your knob?
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 14, 2003
(Skipping b'log, so these may already have been done...)
"I want to know what knob is" by Knob...
"Knob of glass" (ouch!)
"(A little bit of) knob and soul"
"Whole lotta knob"
"I left my knob in San Fransisco"
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Dr Deckchair Funderlik Posted Feb 15, 2003
"Owner of a Broken Knob"
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Holda, Goddess of the Wild Hunt Posted Feb 15, 2003
Do you know the way to knob Jose
Its raining knobs
Knob me baby one more time
K.N.O.B. (Dolly Parton)
The green green knob of home
Tie a yellow knob (around the old oak tree)
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Tilly - back in mauve Posted Feb 15, 2003
Well, in the song 'Here, There and Everywhere' the Beatles would sing "To lead a better life I need my knob to be here"...
Also in 'I Will': "Who knows how long I've knobbed you? You know I knob you still..."
"She knobs you, yeah yeah yeah..."
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
The Groob Posted Feb 15, 2003
I am a woman in knob
The power of knob
Knobache
The Knobbers
you've got to hide your knob away
Knob can build a bridge
Knob resurrection
Knob of the common people
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
The Groob Posted Feb 15, 2003
One for Will Young:
Have you ever knobbed a woman? (Bryan Adams)
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
kC - You know I'm Right. Posted Feb 16, 2003
City of Knob - Knob Inc.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Feb 16, 2003
off Grease - Summer Knob
J.J
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Dr Deckchair Funderlik Posted Feb 16, 2003
'Shot through the knob' Bon Jovi
'Unchain my knob' Joe Cocker
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Decaf Silicon Posted Feb 16, 2003
The Beatles: She Knobs You
Fields and McHugh (way back in 1935): I'm in the Mood for Knob
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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
- 281: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 11, 2002)
- 282: Researcher 211675 (Dec 13, 2002)
- 283: Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle (Dec 13, 2002)
- 284: Great Ceasers Ghost (Dec 13, 2002)
- 285: Great Ceasers Ghost (Dec 13, 2002)
- 286: Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle (Dec 13, 2002)
- 287: Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia. (Feb 12, 2003)
- 288: *Holly 'my duck is on fire' Hale* (Feb 13, 2003)
- 289: The Groob (Feb 14, 2003)
- 290: Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! (Feb 14, 2003)
- 291: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 14, 2003)
- 292: Dr Deckchair Funderlik (Feb 15, 2003)
- 293: Holda, Goddess of the Wild Hunt (Feb 15, 2003)
- 294: Tilly - back in mauve (Feb 15, 2003)
- 295: The Groob (Feb 15, 2003)
- 296: The Groob (Feb 15, 2003)
- 297: kC - You know I'm Right. (Feb 16, 2003)
- 298: Just Justin... (ACE) (Feb 16, 2003)
- 299: Dr Deckchair Funderlik (Feb 16, 2003)
- 300: Decaf Silicon (Feb 16, 2003)
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