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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
the autist formerly known as flinch Posted Oct 22, 2003
And when you think i've knobbed you all i can i'm going to knob you a little bit more.
Knob of Gold - Neil Young
Breaking the Back of Knob - Bunnymen
The Greatness and Perfection of Knobs - Julian Cope
Big Gay Knob - Lemonheads
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
The Godfather of Cheesecake Posted Oct 22, 2003
Unchain my knob
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Trin Tragula Posted Oct 22, 2003
So cooome on!
Cooome on!
Cooome on!
Cooome on and - Take It!
Take another little piece of my knob now baby!
(Woooaa hoooaa) Break It!
Break another little piece of knob, you know, you know!
(apologies to Janis)
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
A Super Furry Animal Posted Oct 23, 2003
Matters Of The Knob - Freur
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 23, 2003
Dead Or Alive - "My Knob Goes Bang"
Ouch! 
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
You can have the world...I'll create my own. Posted Oct 23, 2003
WOW!! I thought this was a new thread when I saw it so I went to the beginning of it.Not seen so many knobs since the Labour Party Conference.
I havent read the backlog so maybe this has already been used..
"Youve lost that knobbing feeling"
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
A Super Furry Animal Posted Oct 23, 2003
Knob's Great Adventure - Ultravox
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose) Posted Oct 23, 2003
Line from a song - "There's something beating here inside my body and it's called a nob" - Depeche Mode
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
The Godfather of Cheesecake Posted Oct 27, 2003
Just looked back through the entire backlog, and this is quite possibly the funniest web page I've ever seen
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Oct 27, 2003
Subscribe 
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Oct 27, 2003
This may have been done already, but worth a repeat.
What now my knob!!
Knob shy . by Kristine blond
Knob me for a reason . Boyzone
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Artisan Posted Oct 27, 2003
Okay here goes..some may be repeated..but the Beatles are prime candidates methinks...
The things we do for knob~10cc
For my knobber~Tracy Chapman
Another nail for my knob~Squeeze(ouch)
If I didn't knob you~Squeeze
I can hear your knobbeat~Chris Rea
This old knob of mine~Rod Stewart
Knob me two times~The Doors
Knob her madly~The Doors
One knob~Bob Marley
All you need is knob~The Beatles
All my knobbing~
And I knob her~
Cant buy me knob~
Knob me do~
World without knob~
You've got to hide your knob away
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Artisan Posted Oct 27, 2003
I haven't read the backlog..but
Somebody to knob~Queen
It works best when you sing it
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Oct 28, 2003
ok lets try it 
fine me somebody to knob ...yep!!
Knobbing you is easy coz your beautiful . by Minnie Ripperton
Take these chains from my knob and set set me free. dont know who done that one.
Knob shack . B52's
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
You can have the world...I'll create my own. Posted Oct 28, 2003
Bookmark.
Meatlooaf. "I want you,I need you,but there aint no way I'm ever gonna knob you.."
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Oct 28, 2003
A few more
Endless knob . D. ross
Stop look listen to your knob
Will you still knob me tomorrow 
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
A Super Furry Animal Posted Oct 28, 2003
From ABC's first album, "The Lexicon Of Knob"...
The look of knob
All of my knob
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
binky the doormat Posted Oct 29, 2003
I hate myself already...........apologies to Jeff Buckley - love ya loads but it's gotta be done
"Knobber, you should've come over"
Christ i feel sick
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Artisan Posted Oct 29, 2003
Bonnie Tyler~Total Eclipse of the knob
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
binky the doormat Posted Oct 29, 2003
Ben & Jason - Cartoon Knob
This gets worse - does there ever come a point where I stop selling out my favourite groups/singers for the sake of a cheap laugh?
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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
- 341: the autist formerly known as flinch (Oct 22, 2003)
- 342: The Godfather of Cheesecake (Oct 22, 2003)
- 343: Trin Tragula (Oct 22, 2003)
- 344: A Super Furry Animal (Oct 23, 2003)
- 345: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 23, 2003)
- 346: You can have the world...I'll create my own. (Oct 23, 2003)
- 347: A Super Furry Animal (Oct 23, 2003)
- 348: Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose) (Oct 23, 2003)
- 349: The Godfather of Cheesecake (Oct 27, 2003)
- 350: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Oct 27, 2003)
- 351: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Oct 27, 2003)
- 352: Artisan (Oct 27, 2003)
- 353: Artisan (Oct 27, 2003)
- 354: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Oct 28, 2003)
- 355: You can have the world...I'll create my own. (Oct 28, 2003)
- 356: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Oct 28, 2003)
- 357: A Super Furry Animal (Oct 28, 2003)
- 358: binky the doormat (Oct 29, 2003)
- 359: Artisan (Oct 29, 2003)
- 360: binky the doormat (Oct 29, 2003)
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