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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose) Posted Nov 3, 2003
Neil Diamond - Knob on the rocks. 
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Misty Angel.....missing in action Posted Nov 3, 2003
whitesnake....is this knob that i'm feeling 
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Misty Angel.....missing in action Posted Nov 3, 2003
alexander o'neil...a broken knob can mend 
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silversmoke Posted Nov 3, 2003
soft cell.. tainted knob
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
dasilva Posted Nov 4, 2003
Ah, Engelbert...
"Please release me, let me goooooooooo.....
....Coz Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii don't knob yoouuuuuuuuuu, anymooooooooooorrrrrrrrreeeee"
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
silversmoke Posted Nov 4, 2003
bonnie tyler-knobache
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Nov 4, 2003
Knob gives, knob takes , The Corrs
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Misty Angel.....missing in action Posted Nov 4, 2003
phil collins....you can'nt hurry knob
also
alexander o'neil..never knew knob like this
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dancinglady (Life's truest happiness is found in the friendships we make along the way) Posted Nov 4, 2003
Tina Turner- "What's knob got to do with it"
and "Addicted to knob"
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
dasilva Posted Nov 5, 2003
Queen - Crazy Little Thing Called Knob
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Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Nov 5, 2003
Silly Knob songs
Whole lotta knob
The things we do for knob
Justin
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Misty Angel.....missing in action Posted Nov 5, 2003
toni braxton un-break my knob
bonnie tyler it's a knobache
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HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Nov 5, 2003
I'm not in knob
[quite appropriate considering what 10cc was supposed to be named after....]
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Misty Angel.....missing in action Posted Nov 5, 2003
bonnie tyler total eclipse of the knob 
why what were 10cc supposed to be named after 
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Nov 6, 2003
Same as the Lovin' [should that be knobbin'?] Spoonful
The alleged amount of ejaculate!
And now for the Hollies
All I need is the air that I breathe and to knob you
and can't rememember who sang: Knob stop beating in time......
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Nov 6, 2003
well someone had to say it 
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Nov 6, 2003
while i'm here might as well add another contribution
Young knobs run free . by Candy Staton
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
trebor Posted Nov 6, 2003
Am getting very funny looks in the university computer rooms when calling these across the room to my mate LMinsane who has helped with the following suggestions:
Burt Bacharach- What the world needs now is knob!
Megadeath- Knobbed to deth (ouch)
Marylin Monroe- I just wanna be knobbed by you.
John prine- This knob is real (honest!)
Outlandish- Knob Joint
A.F.I- Knob is a many splendoured thing
Trisha yearwood- knob me or leave me (gotta find me a girl like that)
Freddie Mercury- Knob me like theres no tomorrow
K-C and jojo- knob me carefully (surely goes without saying)
Richard Ashcroft- A song for knobbers (werent they all?)
Mr. Big- Big knob (someones got a complex!)
Divynils-eat out my knob (can i asy that?)
Tanya Tucker- If your knob aint busy tonight?
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Nov 6, 2003
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
skank monkey (upbeats only. shouting by special request) [night-who-ver?]isn't it annoying when somebody's name is longer than t Posted Nov 6, 2003
Elvis is a rich mine of comedy, as always:
Burnin' Knob
Wooden Knob
Knobbreak Hotel (
popular with the S&M crowd)
Knob Me Tender
I would go on but everybody in the office is already looking at me funny.
Why is it that a grown man laughing at a computer screen gets so little respect in these times?
skank
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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
- 381: Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose) (Nov 3, 2003)
- 382: Misty Angel.....missing in action (Nov 3, 2003)
- 383: Misty Angel.....missing in action (Nov 3, 2003)
- 384: silversmoke (Nov 3, 2003)
- 385: dasilva (Nov 4, 2003)
- 386: silversmoke (Nov 4, 2003)
- 387: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Nov 4, 2003)
- 388: Misty Angel.....missing in action (Nov 4, 2003)
- 389: dancinglady (Life's truest happiness is found in the friendships we make along the way) (Nov 4, 2003)
- 390: dasilva (Nov 5, 2003)
- 391: Just Justin... (ACE) (Nov 5, 2003)
- 392: Misty Angel.....missing in action (Nov 5, 2003)
- 393: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Nov 5, 2003)
- 394: Misty Angel.....missing in action (Nov 5, 2003)
- 395: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Nov 6, 2003)
- 396: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Nov 6, 2003)
- 397: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Nov 6, 2003)
- 398: trebor (Nov 6, 2003)
- 399: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Nov 6, 2003)
- 400: skank monkey (upbeats only. shouting by special request) [night-who-ver?]isn't it annoying when somebody's name is longer than t (Nov 6, 2003)
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