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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
dasilva Posted Nov 9, 2003
Why thankyou 
spoken intro to the "Ying Tong Song" goes...
There were two Russian knobbers, walking hand in hand 
And again from The Goons
"I'm walking backwards for Chrsitmas, to prove that I knob you" 
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Misty Angel.....missing in action Posted Nov 9, 2003
ahhhh trust the goons to come up with a song title like that!
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
dasilva Posted Nov 9, 2003
Only they
Alas I must to bed - thou art a worthy opponent, madame *bows*
I'll leave you with "Knob grows, where my Rosemary goes" 
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Misty Angel.....missing in action Posted Nov 9, 2003
poor rosemary 
goodnight dear sir and may you have a pleasant and restful one
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
RAMPANTGINGER Posted Nov 10, 2003
Bryan Ferry-Slave To Knob
"""" """""-A Fool For Knob
"""" """""-Goddess Of Knob
"""" """""-One Way Knob
Mr. Ferry really shouldn't use 'Love' so frequently in song titles in order to avoid ridicule.
Unfortunately,I knob this daft game.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
RAMPANTGINGER Posted Nov 10, 2003
Bryan Ferry-Nobody (guess what) KNOBS Me
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Misty Angel.....missing in action Posted Nov 10, 2003
elton john...are you ready for knob
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Researcher 220282 Posted Nov 10, 2003
edison lighthouse ....julie,julie,julie do you knob me
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
dasilva Posted Nov 11, 2003
The White Stripes - Fell in Knob with a girl (fell in knob once and alomst completely)
What about movies?
Twist Posted Nov 11, 2003
how about movies... thos r great lol and why only love and heart???
i say what about:
Dude Wheres My Knob?
Knobs of the caribean
Attack of the killer Knobs
A knobs tale
and so much more
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Andy Posted Nov 11, 2003
knob realy hurts without you
billy oacen
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Andy Posted Nov 11, 2003
my dig a ling
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Nov 11, 2003
An Elton John classic
Knob lies bleeding
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Misty Angel.....missing in action Posted Nov 11, 2003
jason donovan to many broken knobs in the world
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Researcher 220282 Posted Nov 11, 2003
percy sledge.......Warm and tender knob...........
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
silversmoke Posted Nov 11, 2003
knob shack
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Misty Angel.....missing in action Posted Nov 11, 2003
meatloaf a real dead ringer for knob
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
dasilva Posted Nov 12, 2003
One of my all time favourites is "Knob in an Elevator"
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Misty Angel.....missing in action Posted Nov 12, 2003
i bet it is
cher do you believe in life after knob
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
dasilva Posted Nov 12, 2003
Care to join me, misty?
Too many broken knobs in the world
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