h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't suppose anyone noticed the typo in the name of this thread? Just curious.

Cheif Wiggum, giving Ralph a gun after Marge is deemed crazy and escapes from her hearing: "Aim a little higher Ralphie, that's a kill shot"

Homer (same ep): "Run Marge, Pump those crazy legs!"

Typo? where?


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Friar
(ps. That does NOT count as my daily post!)

OK, today's random entry from the big book o' simpsonL

MR. PLOW!!!!!!

one of the all-time greats. Homer is the Springfield's Snow Plow guy, but then Barney becomes the Plow King and usurps Homer's business until Homer lures Braney to the top of the mountain where he gets stuck. Then Homer saves his life.

We all remember the comercial's jingle:

"Call Mr. Plow
That's my name
That name again
Is Mr. Plow!"

Phil Hartman (RIP):
I'm your host, Troy McClure. you might remember me from such films as "The Erotic Adventures of hercules" and "Dial M is for Murderousness"

A burp is not an answer
A burp is not an answer
A burp is not an answer
A burp is not an answer
A burp is not an answer

ahh, another winner!

Friar
ps. getting to work on Springfield, h2g2, USA, here's blatant self promotion!

see A800867

Nerd: "We can take care of ourselves."

Snake: "Wallet inspector"

Nerd: "There you are, I believe that's all in order."

Snake: "Whoa, I can't believe that worked!"

Homer: "Say, wait a minute... he's not a wallet inspector..."

Apu: Shut up shut up. I'm asking you to shut up I can't believe you don't shut up.

A couple from Homer...

When will you people learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment and things have never been better. The streets are safe, old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys and the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free. Because, as the old saying goes, let your children run wild and free.

It was a tumultuous time for a nation. The clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live. The information superhighway told the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. And the domestication of the dog continued unabated.

LOL
Those are good ones!

'Embiggens. Do you know I never heard of that word until i came to Springfield?'
'I can't think why not. it's a perfectly cromulent word.'

Homer is head of the Stonecutters.

Homer: I always wondered if there is a god. Now I know. It's me!

Lisa: Beware the ides of March!

Homer: No.

Comic Book Store Guy:
"Worst episode EVER"

I think this is how this one goes -

Homer: "Bart was feeling mighty blue"
Marge: "It's a shame what school can do"
Apu: "For no reason, here's Apu..."
All: "Those were the days!"

OK, I got Season 2 on DVD this weekend!

woo-hoo!!! !!! !!!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxccccccelllllllllllent.

Wampus

Homer: But Marge, they have valet parking! For once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "you're making a scene".

Homer: America is a country of laws, boy. Why do you think I took you to see all those 'Police Academy' movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?

Marge: Homer, you don't have to do something just because someone suggests it.
Homer: You know Marge, in some ways, you and I are very different people.

Marge: Homer, of all the awful things you've done, this is the worst.
Homer: But Marge, I swear, I didn't think you'd find out!

Ralph: My cat's name is Mittens. (Later) My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Leopold the Scary Guy: Alright you little FREAKS. There are gonna be some CHANGES around here...under your new principal Ned Flanders!

D'oh
*I* was going to post, "My cat's breath smells like cat food"!

Shoot, ok, well, back to the second season on DVD for more, er, research!

Second Season on DVD? Good Stuff!
The commentaries are excellent and v.v.v.v.informative!

Homer: In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

Bart (dressed as Umesh, the elephant-god) to a seperated Apu and Manjula:
"You *MUST* get back together. . .or I vill suck yor blood. . moohoohoo hahaha."

*LOL 'embiggens' line*

Mine are simple but they give me such joy on lonesome nights...forgive any inaccuracies.

Any time Burns says "eeeexcellent"

From the country club episode:

Cletus gestures at a white-trash beaded t-shirt..his girlfriend replies "Cletus, you know I gotta wear the uniform Wendy's done gimme!"

Apu: "Mrs. Simpson, you are looking especially prosperous today. Might I interest you in one of the crazy impulse items? Oh! The craziness!"

Aaaannndd comic book store guy wheeling a bunch of tacos: "Yes, this should provide adequate sustenance for the Doctor Who marathon."

And my favorite...Homer: "No TV and no beer make Homer something something..."