h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well what more would you like to know ?

andy

i love womens brests,it doesnt matter if your flat chested or you cant see you tummy i`ll give them all a good squeeze,

*oh did i say that out loud*

luke

Dunno

at least you're honest Luke

It's probably a female mammal.

Why did that take over a thousand posts to answer?

got to go now,bye

Bye

I can definitely see my tummy but I can't see my feet Luke. Does that count?

Oh. He's gone. Was it something I said?

Or something you showed?

thinking he was going anyway.

Mmm, now, feet, breasts, perfect, perfect I say...

mm

i can't see my feet...or my stomach...or my breasts...





i'm wearing clothes



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Classic comedy!

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I have a theory, and it is as follows. When human beings walked on all fours, the female of the species attracted a male using the same part of her anatomy that any other mammal would use - her buttocks. The male would see buttocks in the air and be aroused. However, as humans began to walk on two legs, the buttocks were not visible to the males, and so swollen breasts developed. Think about it - no other mammal has swollen breasts unless they are lactacting - when was the last time you saw a female cat wearing (or needing) a bra? The only reason that human females have permanantly swollen breasts is that they form a cleavage - replicating the buttocks that are now hidden. Therefore - men who prefer bigger breasts are not as advanced in terms of evolution - this is proved by the fact that they are still fooled by the "chest bottom". Equally, women who have smaller breasts can be said to be more evolved, as the development of our intelligence over the years means that swollen breasts are no longer needed, and will eventually cease to be - humans will end up the same as all other mammals - only having swollen breasts when it's actually necessary - that is, when they are full of milk. By the way, I am male, and not gay. And no offence intended if you are one of the less evolved men - we all love great baps - go for it.

M.J its quite true what you said however i like most hot blooded males still find looking at the rear on the female of the species quite a pleasure,not only the rear but the everthing from toe to top,women are just perfect in everway,that is to say the real one`s,iam not into the breast inplants thing to name one Pamela Anderson,before she had the inplants she was drop dead gorgious now she puts me off football,its the same with her lipsits just so repulsive.

The only real thing that annoys my about females and my girlfriend does this,she 8st size 10(the perfect 10)however she come out with"i feel fat today"or she`ll lock in the mirror and say "i look fat ,dont i"
I dont know what she wants me to say,i tell her all the time she`s not fat,it drives me crazy

Luke

What she wants is probably for you to give her a hug and tell her she's gorgeous...just a suggestion