h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and was looking for a realistic tail and fur.

Wasn;t too sure why he appeared to have breasts tho?

Still, if it keeps him happy...

I agree on the weight thing, it's what is natural for you. Sure tone it if you are worried about such things. The one I always thing is FAR too skinny is Ulrika Johnsson. She looked much better when she was a weather girl. Now she's been noticed as a good looking tv person, she goes and spoils her looks. I think it;s the pointy shoulders and elbows and the clothes that seem to hang on her rather than be worn that does it. But then their is nothing wrong with skinny if that is what you are. I mean, I find Emma Cunniffe very attractive and she very slim.

Hell, I don't even know if it isn't psychological. At university we had a gorgeous barmaid called Anna, who was definitely on the large side, but she radiated health, you know? (I think it was the horseriding ...). But the other thing was she looked happy and fun, and I think that counts for a lot. If you're all paranoid it makes you seem less attractive, I think ... sad but true ... but a good reason to kick back and relax a little (yeah, yeah ... this from Mr. Tense, but I'm working on it).

I agree actually, once you let go of thing life and everything else will look a lot brighter.

[lets go of wires -- bulb flicks on again]

Oh, I was causing a short-ciruit!

And it hurts a lot less, too.

So, in conclusion: breasts. You've got to love 'em/

Whether you have em or not

And if you don't, borrow some from a girl with an inviting t-shirt, or an inviting smile.

"borrow" ?

as in remove them and then return them later?

Is this some latent Hannibal Lecter impulse you have?

Are we safe to be around you Andrew?

You don't have to remove them to borrow them. And even if you did, where would the fun be in that?

So borrow as in as long as you're allowed to grope them once in a while?

That's the kind of thing, yes. Of course you'd be very, very nice to them, and naturally to their host organism, who would actually be who you were interested in, but I'd have had to take my metaphor a lot further than was elegant to explain this. Of course now I have anyway because of all this quibbling. Elegance of language is often so impeded.

Not exactly quibbling though was it?

In your insistence on removal? Who can say.

Old trick, not falling for that

What, breast removal? Not that old, surely?

No just slightly disturbing

Dunno, you're the one after borrowing them (<- that trick!)

Perhaps a trip to visit the Amazonians? They'd probably let you borrow one apiece

My friend who does archery and is quite large in the breast department occasional has the painful experience of the bowstring slamming into her breast. From the noises made I take this to be quite painful! I think she'd like removable breasts

As far as I know that was the reason the Amazons voluntarily removed one of their breasts.

is that really true though or just a story that victorian scholars invented.