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What is it with breasts?

Post 1141

Xanatic

There is some debate on it. Some believe they just only had one breast covered and the other hung freely, and that was what they meant. Some didn't believe they could remove a breasts wihtout too big a risk of infection or bloodloss.


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Post 1142

Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking

And there is of course the discussion whether this man-less people lived at all. Refilling of the ranks might be a bit difficult.


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Post 1143

IctoanAWEWawi

Don't you watch Xena? Explained it all that did smiley - smiley

I always assumed it wouldn't be done at maturity but at the beginning of development when there was less to remove as it were.


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Post 1144

Andrew Wyld [kt:'Burning Pestle', kp:'Mutamems, Ideodiversity', Zaph.]

It was actually the Greeks who described the legend of the amazon warriors, and we all know what Greek legends were like.

Xena? Thoroughly historical.

I wondered how long before the Amazons got mentioned after the "breast removal" suggestion from Ictoan. Me, I'd rather borrow the whole woman. She could borrow me in return, of course (a slightly duff bargain from her viewpoint, I fear).


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Post 1145

Xanatic

I think they were supposed to reproduce using captured men from other groups. Can't imagine that's very good for you. The ones that get to be the father of your child are the men that were stupid enough to get captured. The good genetic material are the ones that you didn't beat.


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Post 1146

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

Maybe they let themselves get capturedsmiley - winkeye


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Post 1147

Andrew Wyld [kt:'Burning Pestle', kp:'Mutamems, Ideodiversity', Zaph.]

Well, only if you didn't in fact kill everyone else.


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Post 1148

Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!)

Have any of you seen an old movie called "America 3000" (or something like that)? That depicts a scenario that you could possibly apply to how the Amazons find their breeding stock... But then.. Well, the old ancient Greeks were probably better fighters than the men in that movie anyways.smiley - smiley


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Post 1149

Andrew Wyld [kt:'Burning Pestle', kp:'Mutamems, Ideodiversity', Zaph.]

There's also a story by John Wyndham called "Consider her ways" which, however, I have not read, which, apparently, details the manner in which men could be, um, ignored.


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Post 1150

Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!)

Ignored? How?


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Post 1151

Andrew Wyld [kt:'Burning Pestle', kp:'Mutamems, Ideodiversity', Zaph.]

There were no men, and yet the human species continued unabated (thanks to StorkTech[TM]). Doubly so since it now consisted entirely of women, who, not having another gender to bitch about, started complaining about trees and gazelles and things instead.

Actually, they didn't. I made that bit up.


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Post 1152

Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!)

Hehe.. Doesn't sound very unlikely, though.smiley - smiley I bet they would.


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Post 1153

Xanatic

They probably just started wars against each other because one world leader had said another world leader could loose a bit of weight. But the wars wouldn't last long, as soon as the female soldiers found out the rest of the army were wearing the same outfits they'd just fight among themselves.


What is it with breasts?

Post 1154

Andrew Wyld [kt:'Burning Pestle', kp:'Mutamems, Ideodiversity', Zaph.]

In the converse situation, men would, of course, be absolutely devastated without breasts, or, indeed, ovaries, and mope or ... ahem ... to extinction.


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Post 1155

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

smiley - laugh


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Post 1156

FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page

plus, men would have to give birth.


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Post 1157

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

Now there would be a bonus.


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Post 1158

Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery

Indeed..*admits to sadistically enjoying the thought of a man finding some orifice to dilate to 10 cm while lying helplessly spead-eagle on a hospital bed..muahahaha* *admits to xanatic that depending on how you look at it, birth IS rather gory if you don't have the stomach or the personal connection to it smiley - smiley*


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Post 1159

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

Men would die during child birth and that's just because of the pain (or so I've heard)


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Post 1160

FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page

i fail to see the logic in the lying down thing. i mean, why push the baby up hill. unless you are unable to be unpright for some reason, wouldnt it be better to let gravity do some of the work.


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