h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Cats are evil. I think I had too little caffeine in my blood stream to sleep well. Woke up at around 4am and desperately needed about a half pint of Coca Cola. Then I went back to sleep.
I've gone back on the early shift as well. I start an hour earlier for the next two weeks, and that usually kills me...

That's never fun

To cut a long story short: I like my breasts, I am quite happy not to get pregnant (never ever - I stopped any chance of it 10 years ago), I have a problem with mornings but not with PMS... Happy me

i'm glad you like your breasts skugga. i prefer coca cola

*lol*

*lol*

At least with coke a guy knows he can always get his hands on it

Let's *not* do the whole '10 reasons why X is better than a man/woman' thing...

*still laughing and _\\\\ @ Em*

Auw! Why not!

Because....

that's not an answer

Ok then, because I said so.

Mmmm, still not good enough.

Well, that just boils down to that laborious quality vs. quantity argument. As for me? I sulkingly sip on my Dr. Pepper .

*sipping DP..pondering* ...you know. It IS rather interesting. I do sometimes find my hand creeping into my shirt for the comfort to be had there when I'm alone and vulnerable feeling (or, some other feeling..hehehe, but that's not technically for comfort of that nature). so maybe we all have latent mommy wishes.

i read a while back that humans actually have a shorter gestation than they should as an adaptation to upright walking and our narrow, maze-like pelvises. kind of a sucky trade-off really; would I rather be a monkey and have a minimally painful labor, or be human and have to carry this little pickle around for several more months.

have you ever thought about how much it must suck to be pregnant with a hoofed animal?

wow..any sexual appeal this post started out with has been thoroughly vanquished..sorry fellas

ok..i phrased that second paragraphy stupidly, but you get my point..

I woulodn't want to be pregnant with a hoofed animal, that's fer sure.

And I guess you're right, Em. A guy can always get his hands on Coca Cola (especially if he lives near a 24/7 Tesco). Not the case with breasts.

Arent breasts brilliant!
big ones,small ones,fat ones,skinny ones
melons,lemons,cherrys and fried eggs
bouncy ones,firm ones the ones that make you squirm ones
and even the ones that dangle between the legs.
Arent breasts brilliant!

Luke