h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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If you think that's where the G-spot is, Perium, it's no wonder you can't find it...
-MyRedDice

Ack - I missed a posting page. Dontcha just hate that? Right, I'm gonna unsubscribe before I pay the price...

-MyRedDice (more cowardly cat than thou )

"Tube Snake Boogie"

{This call-and-response gospel-tinged party anthem is from EL LOCO. To
this day, the band claims that "tube snake" is gnarly lingo for a
surf board. Either way, it's good clean fun."

I got a girl she lives cross town,
She's the one that really gets down.
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie little baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.

I got a girl she lives on the block,
She kinda funky with her pink and black socks.
She likes to boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie woogie baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.

I got a girl, she lives on the hill.
She won't do it but her sister will,
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie little baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.
Blow your top blow your top blow your top.


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Tube I looked this up just for you

And you're sharing this piece of tosh with the rest of us because...

arrrghhhhh
Vogon poetry
aaaaarrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

"On no Account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you"

i'd post here and insult you all, but it would take too long to come down to your level. i'm not subterranian.

Starbirth, thanks mate! Goes to show that I made it into the folk songs of far away countries ... ... sorry, you're just not important.
Oh, have you had a look at the cover of a band called 'Starbirth'?
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/49/starbirth.html ... looks like three d**ks to me

OK Tube off comes the gloves you are nothing more than a long hollow object {ussually cylindrical} used to hold and conduct liquids or gases. Sorry to have to be so base but you did provoke me!

Just bookmarking ...

oh and who do you think you are...just come in here whenever you please and type a message because you are "just bookmarking"...oh wait it's shea nevermind


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Starbirth ... just ask any of the Editors who's more important to them: Tube or Starbirth.... in fact all inhabitants of London will say the same ... or, to quote from my web site " join the best - the future awaits you. "Tube gives you that vital edge to win your next project""
http://www.messe-duesseldorf.de/tube2002/en/index.html
And in an anatomical sense there'd be no starbirth persona to talk to if it wasn't for a tube or two

Cursory search on the subject of starbirth seems to indicate that it is linked to massive black holes where the sun doesn't shine... Go and put that where it belongs!

Go play in milky way! Starbirth - So light and fluffy, s/he won't fill you up...

Tube, so desperate for self-promotion. . .tsk tsk tsk

well they say the one's that have to tell everyone how important they are usualy arn't all that important


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Come here Tube.... don't I can see from here your poor cylindical spirit has been .... there you go.

Now repeat after me: I am a good tube - diameter does not matter - I am geometrically complacent......

The Tube is London's underground
rapid transit system, right? So it
*should* be important to Londoners.
If I were a Londoner, it would be
important to me.

Shea, this is an ideal forum for your
famous sarcasm.

Broelan, if you take the subway system,
you can successfully manage subterranean
travel.

Sarcastic? Moi? ::bats eyes innocently::

You should not have come here Shea. Even though I regard you as a friend I must not shy from the charge of this thread. I will now be forced to assault you with a verbal barage here to unwitnessed. An assembledge of witticisms designed to ensnare and disorient it's quarry. Witness the awesome powers of my intellect.

You madam are...........hurumph....you are.....now don't cry..I am not holding back....I mean it.... break out the kleenex.....You are a closet BOSTON RED SOX FAN!!!!!!!

Sorry I had to be so blunt but if you wanna play with the big boys no quarter asked none given.