h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah right. Your hips are almost as wide as your gut sticks out, you're only wild in the sense that you don't wash and I'd like to make a groove across your throat.

The Jester - 16 degrees and wet

38-J

JOTD: Man does not live by coffee alone... have a doghnut!

I have a good sense of humer but I can in no way find threatening to slit someones throat funny.

i completely agree.

your all just a bunch of wining sissies (although threts of bodaly harm arnt nice and make me )

Make you want to ? Who's a sissy now? You big girls blouse.

Well, you're just a lot of googly-eyed walnuts. With stoopid names.
As for you Ste! I'd get better insults from provincial ignorami whose balls haven't dropped yet.

fun

"...with stoopid names."

'Mandragora Scrymidden'

People in glass houses, b****ck brain.

I'll have you know it's a very old family name.

That doesn't stop it from being S-T-O-O-P-I-D stoopid

Hmm, insults, eh?

You cads! Scoundrels! Ragamuffins! Hooligans!

By criminy, I'll thrash each and every one of you, you ill-trousered nitwits!

I haven't seen such a shabby, ill-mannered crowd since Daddy had the last house-staff shot. You ought to be strung up, like a highwayman or sheep-stealer, for the way you smell alone.

(Any good? I could have just said "everything about you makes me want to puke f***ing blood", but I didn't)

Holy Balls. How in the hell did I ever miss this one?

Autist you crack me up.....which is probably an insult to you coming from me.

And the insult.....because it's just so easy.......

"America is the best country on earth and everyplace else in the world would be a hell of a lot closer to hunter-gather societies if it wasn't for our benevolence(read money), our willingness to contribute our smut to your economies(read your money), and your absolutely perverted and disgusting willingness to keep buying our pornos(you guys are really disgusting)."


LOL. You know, I can't even type that without laughing.

You nose sticking, patronising nation of passportless people who think they're god's chosen people or what-not!
I can go on, but do I see the point in that?
Nah...not really...
Peace

(mike who carnt be bother changing ID coz well your just not worth it)

Alls I can say is that its beneath me to comment aout america land of the free to work in mcdonalds, instead I will say that Mud spelt backwords is what that c**try is

I love you all really

I suppose I should take a moment to say something here... *clears throat*

All of you mean people suck and people all over the world should recognize American football for the wonderful game that it is.

*Looking around* How was that?

-Eagle1

hey jestter u r mammas so fat when her pager went off evey one said she was going backweds

i'll hang u up by ur balls untill ur f**ken p**sin blood

Very nice Eagle, I liked the bit about American Football.

Cheers.
You big git.

Friar

what about me

What about you then you little twerp? I wouldn't p**s in your mouth if your teeth were on fire.

"What's wrong with H2G2 researchers?"

They are, as manifestly demonstrated by the above posteriors, a total waste of server space. How can the BBC possibly justify this use of licence fees and taxes? I am writing to my MP. Now. It is no wonder that the country is in the utterly apalling state that it is; NHS waiting lists, crime figures, stock markets, education standards, the euro...all collapsing about our ears. This is absolutely typical of the degeneration of today. Not to mention Radio 4, which has never been the same since Brian Redhead. And as for the Archers - I cannot find the words . . .

I agree wazunu ,

These researchers today have no respect for what is good and proper. I myself am appaled by their rabble-rousing antics. The bastardisation of our culture is evident as these sacriligous researchers wallow in their self degradation. Shame on all you, shame, shame and shame.

I for one am appalled.