h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh go and boil your head.

You, my friend, have a face that's as though someone's set it on fire, then put the fire out with a shovel.

And you, dear fellow researcher, have a face like a pug trying to squeeze out a week's worth of constipation.

Re # 80: it was a nice enough space before the likes of you turned up...

If you had another braincell, you might *just* be able to out-think a toilet seat.

But you'd have to try so hard, we wouldn't be able to tell if you were thinking or constipated!

And you have a face like a melted wellie

This is fun!

Re # 80: it was a nice enough space before the likes of you turned up...

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Damnant qoud non intellugent.

OK ...

Starbirth is personally responsible for introducing those little dolls in crinolines that cover up toilet rolls in old ladies homes.

Aperition hasn't changed his knickers in six months.

fords-prefect at all the pies.

Tube... oh screw Tube. (lets face it everybody else has)

The Jester - yeah, give me a break, with a name like that just spells out dullard. Dullard and and Estate Agent.

Mr Elly - She's f*****g Gosho you know.

Alec Trician, he's got hairy palms you know?

Doctor Gonzo - Let me ask you one question, would you buy sausages from this man?

Perium? Perineum more like.

Mandragora Scrymidden - Journal entry June 2002 "Sometimes think some researchers don't realise how attractive i am. No messages left on my space for two days. Had a little cry"

Mrs Elly - You do know why Gosho keeps scratching don't you?

Friar - if his IQ was any lower he'd need watering.

GreyDesk - voted tory all through the 80's, what you hear is the voice of shame.

Frogbit - hasn't stood his round since 1992.

Have i missed anyone out? No-one worth mentioning.

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Hmm this reminds me why I left, again and again

mercy, stop my god i can't catch my breath...........

LOL. I love this.....

I guess I'd look up Perineum if I thought that any thing you said was worth more than the little chunks of turd that my dog drug across the backyard as he wiped his ass.


Hey, gross outs are still insulting. LOL.

Perium, you should be nice to ne now. Someone elsewhere said that you were not worth a gnat's turdon the windshield of a burned out 78 volvo. In your defense I said, "Yes 'e is!"

Friar

"per•i•ne•um

Pronunciation: (per"u-nE'um), [key]
—n.,
—pl. -ne•aPronunciation: (-nE'u). [key] Anat.
1. the area in front of the anus extending to the fourchette of the vulva in the female and to the scrotum in the male.
2. the diamond-shaped area corresponding to the outlet of the pelvis, containing the anus and vulva or the roots of the penis."

Holy s**t he called me a G-spot.


A ha ha ha ha aha ha ahha ha ha ha. LOL.

I can't stop laughing. A aha ha ha ha ha

Apparition, when did you learn to read?

OK, everybody, who taught apparition to read? That's not funny, he's going to get really confused any second now. . .

Friar.....

That's pretty bad, I don't even like volvo's. I wouldn't mind if say it was a mustang or something.

mustang?... horses... horses**t! I see it all fits now.

OK, see, I knew it you've confused apparition. His head hurts and will likely explode.

You shold all be ashamed of yourselves, and frankly I'm disappointed with the lot of you.

Friar
*stomping off to bed*

...and all the wusses go off to bed, hurah! hurah!...

Apparition - thumbing his nose at the lot of you from 20 to 4 in the afternoon.