h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::shoves quarter up starbirth's nose::

Bill Buckner wanna-be ...

Takes his new found wealth and purchases 5000 worldcom stocks. Uses change to buy fries.

::snags a fry::

Good investment!

:fries a snag:

Not a good investment.

is it safe to come in?

Depends ... you got ketchup?

and I say phooey to all of u's that don't work for phone companies where worldcom's missdeads don't affect your haveing a job tommorow or not so there...and double phooey


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Gee ... we just ran another scathing article about that in our paper ...

ive got no ketchup however ive got some tomatoe sauce will that do

I was going to read that, but I sat it out for the bird to poop on, at least something used that paper properly

You forgot wrapping , and house training the ...

well sense frier is the Big Dawg...he's going to need a big paper mabye Shea's won't be enough


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Probably not ... it's a tabloid ...

::gets out the Times::

Name that movie:
"I cr*p bigger than you."

Friar

If it's a film that you've seen Friar, then it's got to be something like Sesame Street or Blues Clues. Your peanut-sized brain couldn't handle anything more advanced.

Hey! Don't diss Blue. She and Steve could take you to the cleaners any day buddy!

Just you watch out, or one morning you'll wake up to find a giant steaming cartoon doggy-doo in your bed...

Oh what a ghastly prospect. I'm quaking in my boots

Oh, wait... no I'm not

So many posts, eep!

Anyways, in reply to autist's remark: 'Ah'm fat, you're skinny, Ah get fed and you dinnae'

shea's a red sox fan
no, that can't be right
she lives in new york, fer cryin' out loud!

SHE'S A YANKEE'S FAN!!!