h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You've pinned one of the major attractions of the game down, Apparition!

I personally enjoy watching the first baseman holding someone on base ...

"After all, we can ALL make fun of the Canadians."

Hey! wait a minute, I work with a canadian... um, never mind, you're right

superdogmonkey:

Kind of you to list your genetic heritage in your u-name.

Ask yo' momma, how good was the monkey?

Gosho you cannot cheer for the yankees and redsox. It is a regional Law which could lead to tar and feathering.

just like you cannot go for atlanta and the mets....but you can go for the mets and the yanks as long as you pick one when they play aginst each other


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Queex, I'll have you know, the fact my momma was a monkey is something that is of great comfort to me as I sit here with a picture of your momma nekid, that I brought from a man selling fish door-to-door!

The calibre of insults in this conversation has plummeted. Can't you lot come up with anything worthwhile?

And starbirth, I'll cheer for who the bloody hell I please. If you come anywhere near me with either tar or feathers, I'll give you such a slap

Is this thread still going?Haven't you lot got anybetter to do?You can't even get really insulting because you just have to rely on dissing each others taste in sports and teams.Pathetic!I hate and American.In fact I hate all sports.All sportsmen should be chopped,minced and boiled in their sports socks,wrapped in their rival teams colours and buried in their sports bags.

Incog.Come on lets hear some really good insults.

Thats it Gosho your out of the Tom Waits fan club and in the Tom Jones "Panty of the Month Club" Your First selection 'Crotchless Thong' {Red White and Blue}is being shipped back to you as policy states: "Girlyboys can not be return pantys with nasty ole skidmarks on them."

I got no objection to Tom Jones. The bloke's got a fine voice. If I can't send the underwear back to them, I'll send it on to you cos I know you like to... well, I can't say any more . This is a family website.

Starbirth, did your mother have any children that lived?

*That's for dissin' my man Tom Jones. . .*

Who's that walkin' 'round here?
Mercy!
Sounds like baby patter!
Baby elephant patter, that's what I calls it!

From your ankles up, I say you sure are sweet,
From there down, there's just too much feet!

Oh my G@wd, what died in here? How can any of you stand that fearful smell.

Wait, oh jeez, Shea, put on some dam* shoes!

ummm who the heck is Tom Jones?


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Man, I thought the drains had backed up again. Pee-yew.

Don't you all like the smell of ?

I love it, but if you're trying to suggest that your plates of meat smell like roses...