h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Actually they determine whether you have an in-e or an out-e.

Apparition - wearing an analogue watch

heathen - go get a digital one now, they are so neat

You bunch of silly nitwit parrot droppings! You're even too feeble minded to keep such a demented thread like this on subject.

Looooosers! The lotta'ya!

Hah! With yer pitiful stereotypes about today's youth, I pity you old fossils. I wind down my own windows to swear at the old people clogging up the streets.

Stop wasting my band-width you horse-faced loon-panted excuses for stale nasal ejecta! I hear you they fired you from your job extracting pig semen because you took too much joy in your work.

Well superdogmonkey, at least my momma don't hand 'round the docks giving 'favours' for bananas!

*coughs*

That's a nasty cough. Been at the bleach, again?

not bleach ... you mean beach

I mean bee-hatch.

*poke*

hmm...

Oi! Get off the 's case and get the hell outta here!ing ...
You k, Happy?

And you were quite right with your X and Y generations, whoever you were. I'm a classic Y-give-a-sh*t sorta person, and I do agree with the stereotypes.

Thanks Elly, but if we really wanted your opinion, we would have told you that you should have one

Oi! Get off the 's case and get the hell outta here! ing ...
You k, Happy?

And you were quite right with your X and Y generations, whoever you were. I'm a classic Y-give-a-sh*t sorta person, and I do agree with the stereotypes.
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Poor Mike

Thanks Elly

now why can't we all play nicely

Friar, man, you can't even get a quote from "Godfather" right ... you git!

*giggles*

Queex, you know the reason my mother does favours for fruit down the docks ........ after all, it was your brother who got her hooked on heroin and your father who pimps her out every night!
She says hello by the way, have you got any more of those pretty clothes to lend her?