h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Trust me, my bro' got her hooked so she could forget the shame of birthing you. And at least my Dad treats her right. I can still remember throwing a bucket of water of the pair of you to separate you. Pretty clothes? I've just been giving her printed lists of your character flaws.

You can't go to the docks any more since the security guard caught you drinking out of the chemical toilet. And rubbing yourself inappropriately against the brass mooring post.

everyone smells....and they live in a ditch. So there.

*dons peril-sensitive sunglasses and wades into thread wearing a tee-shirt that reads 'brits are people too'*

*denies existence of St. Broelan's t-shirt: *

Friar

This is a great idea for a thread! I love it. Just keep bashing each other with rubber chickens in here. Really enjoy yourselves while I go for help in building a fence around this place.

>>*denies existence of St. Broelan's t-shirt: *<<

but if the t-shirt did not exist, i would be topless, no?

Can it, Redneck! You're too new to be talking here. Go read the backlog!

Ha! Thats if Redneck can read without asking someone to do it for them.

Queex, I was rubbing myself against that post because after I sat on a toilet seat you had just vacated, a strange itching started in my trouser region. Which is strange, because I was talking with those mental patients you've been sleeping with and they all say you have giving them something as well!

has anyone bothered to tell you two that you're related?
let's just say that momma got around.

C'mon you're all fighting like politicians You can do better

Broe, re: t-shirt, hey! you GOT that, I guess you're brains aren't in your bossoms

can mine be?

Friar

*lurklurk*

your missus might have something to say about that, friar.

of course, with lines like that i'm being very generous in my assumption that you have a missus.

well, she's *told* me that she's a missus. . .

and she's preggers, so there's some additional evidence there, but bossoms be bossoms.

Friar

St. Broelean, who says you're a princess? Not those frogs you've been snogging?

St. Broelean even frogs have princesses.

Nah, they have dauphines, don't they?

B

maybe french frogs.

are frogs not always french?