h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey Starbirth would enjoy this! Let's get the ball rolling.
Oi, Starbirth!
If you can give birth to stars you must truly be a collossal c**t!


This is fun!

hey !!!
just leave the monkey, the dog,the cat, the tarantula and the snake out of this...it was just a bit of fun they were having OK.

alec.

Ew! You mean you....nah surely not....you let them, like, DO IT on your keyboard? With each other?

That's sick!

well at least they are all literate...
which is more than i can say for most of the 'researchers' on here...
especially the ones with degrees after their names.

alec.

You sound strangely excited though...

What? Me? Nah, erm, my it's warm in here isn't it?

Literate? Degree? Since when did having a degree indicate literacy? I got a degree but no-one told me abou that.

right, off back to my University to demand they make me literate..

University? I'm surprised they let any of you lot in - then again they aren't too fussy these days, are they?

Honestly, you're just a bunch of long-haired student layabouts who probably get out of bed at lunchtime because you get rat-arsed on meths every night and then waste your evenings posting garbage on here.

Then there's the rest of you B-Ark buggers who didn't bother with university and spend all your time badmouthing the ones who made an effort and blithering on about the 'University of Life' - don't talk to me about the University of Life - hate it or ignore it you can't believe a bloody word of it.

Worra load of plonkers.

Hmm - feel better for that.

I'd just like to say that I love you all.

Deeply and sincerely.

I'd rather you didn't, Cloviscat.

I'm allergic......

*sneers at everyone*

NR Doll

Actually I am a Big {insert the nick name for richard here} Frogbit. However you sir are self confessed pond scum.

You asked for it cloviscat by posting here:

So here goes your a a really, remember you asked for it! you are a very, very, ummm yeah well I was going to say something really nasty, rude and down rite insulting except I am saving it up for apparition. So you got off easy this time.

Bravo Frogbit, this is turning into a good read.

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Hey Starbirth - you can't even spell your hometown right - it's "Connecticut", not "Conneticut".

And Apparition - it's "Believe" not "Belive".

Somebody please stop me now.
Really.

Well, when I saw the contributors for *this* thread, I realised it simply wouldn't be worth my valuable time reading any of the the backlog.

If any of you *did* manage to copy any old insults worth repeating, perhaps you could get someone to type them out properly for you, and post them on my user page.

I *might* even read them.

Hey - who did that?

Frog{naughty} bit, I bet you can not spell "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

Geez, why would anyone want to do that fer cryin' out loud? Someone needs to get out more often.

Gosho, I will have you know this researcher is one of the hipist, wild and groovy dudes to roam h2g2.