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Post 17241

Paigetheoracle

I saw a sign by the river that said 'Angling Club - Beat 3.' I said to a guy standing by it, what did it mean? He hit me over the head with a mallet and said, beat four.


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Post 17242

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Time to start another measure, then.


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Post 17243

Paigetheoracle

Robespierre caught his wife in bed with his brother.
"What a liberty? Fraternity? Infidelity!"


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Post 17244

Paigetheoracle

What do cannibals get if they eat an adventurer called Jones?
Indie -gestion


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Post 17245

Paigetheoracle

I bumped into a man wearing a face mask.
"Corona virus worries?"
"Stick your hands up and give me your money! "


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Post 17246

Caiman raptor elk - Yes, but what if the box is REALLY big?

Offer in one Belgian supermarket:

Buy 2 Corona's, get one "Mort Subite" for free.

(Mort Subite = Instant Death, but also a Belgian beer brand)


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Post 17247

Paigetheoracle

What do you get if you cross chocolate with religion?
The Archbishop of Cadbury


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Post 17248

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I'm sure Hazel Nutt would approve.


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Post 17249

Paigetheoracle

How do men laugh? He-he-he!
How do women laugh? She-she-she!


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Post 17250

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

"See that oak over there?" said the Squirrel. "My cousin Nutsy planted a seed there and forgot to dig it up. Some day it will produce seeds of its own."

"Acorn hardly wait," said his wife.


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Post 17251

cactuscafe

I have a headache because I think I'm both a dome tent and a marquee.

Someone said this is what happens when you become too tense.

hahah. (two tents)


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Post 17252

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Yurt to come back in the house. It's supposed to rain heavily soon.


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Post 17253

cactuscafe

smiley - rofl I am in-tent on finding shelter


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Post 17254

Paigetheoracle

That reminds me of a book title
How to kill your husband when out camping, by Evelyn Intent


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Post 17255

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

That puts a new spin on the concept of camp-pains.


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Post 17256

Caiman raptor elk - Yes, but what if the box is REALLY big?

Wild camping: the tent pegs fly through the air.


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Post 17257

cactuscafe

I once tent-atively took up indoor camping, outdoor camping is just soo in-tents.


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Post 17258

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

There was bumper to bumper traffic on the main road through Yellowstone. It was a National Parking lot.


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Post 17259

logicus tracticus philosophicus

So apparently sex workers in Amsterdam have been told to down tools?

Which is even worse than #ClapForAllOurCarers


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Post 17260

Paigetheoracle

There are two types of people in the world and luckily I am not one of them


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