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Paigetheoracle Posted Mar 6, 2020
I saw a sign by the river that said 'Angling Club - Beat 3.' I said to a guy standing by it, what did it mean? He hit me over the head with a mallet and said, beat four.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 6, 2020
Time to start another measure, then.
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Paigetheoracle Posted Mar 7, 2020
Robespierre caught his wife in bed with his brother.
"What a liberty? Fraternity? Infidelity!"
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Paigetheoracle Posted Mar 7, 2020
What do cannibals get if they eat an adventurer called Jones?
Indie -gestion
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Paigetheoracle Posted Mar 7, 2020
I bumped into a man wearing a face mask.
"Corona virus worries?"
"Stick your hands up and give me your money! "
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Mar 10, 2020
Offer in one Belgian supermarket:
Buy 2 Corona's, get one "Mort Subite" for free.
(Mort Subite = Instant Death, but also a Belgian beer brand)
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Paigetheoracle Posted Mar 10, 2020
What do you get if you cross chocolate with religion?
The Archbishop of Cadbury
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 10, 2020
I'm sure Hazel Nutt would approve.
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Paigetheoracle Posted Mar 20, 2020
How do men laugh? He-he-he!
How do women laugh? She-she-she!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 20, 2020
"See that oak over there?" said the Squirrel. "My cousin Nutsy planted a seed there and forgot to dig it up. Some day it will produce seeds of its own."
"Acorn hardly wait," said his wife.
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cactuscafe Posted Mar 22, 2020
I have a headache because I think I'm both a dome tent and a marquee.
Someone said this is what happens when you become too tense.
hahah. (two tents)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 22, 2020
Yurt to come back in the house. It's supposed to rain heavily soon.
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Paigetheoracle Posted Mar 23, 2020
That reminds me of a book title
How to kill your husband when out camping, by Evelyn Intent
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 23, 2020
That puts a new spin on the concept of camp-pains.
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Mar 26, 2020
Wild camping: the tent pegs fly through the air.
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cactuscafe Posted Mar 26, 2020
I once tent-atively took up indoor camping, outdoor camping is just soo in-tents.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 26, 2020
There was bumper to bumper traffic on the main road through Yellowstone. It was a National Parking lot.
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logicus tracticus philosophicus Posted Mar 26, 2020
So apparently sex workers in Amsterdam have been told to down tools?
Which is even worse than #ClapForAllOurCarers
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Paigetheoracle Posted Mar 27, 2020
There are two types of people in the world and luckily I am not one of them
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