Hi there, this isn't Eddie the robot!

I am a writer of wrongs, rather than a practical righter of wrongs. I am currently working on a series books, dissecting the English language, entitled Logic Lists English. I have also written two joke books (watch out Post!), two collection of short stories, two collections of my thoughts (Empty Thoughts from an Empty Head / Observations from Another Planet), plus artwork of sorts, including plastic Easter Eggs full of street detritus, from when I used to deliver leaflets and found all this stuff to distract from the boring routine of everyday life, come rain, come shine (mostly rain as it was Glasgow)as well as what I call Ransom Note Art as it is cut out words and images, principally from magazines and newspapers as well as sweet and food wrappers. I also sometimes come up with innovations, mostly social. I live in Scotland as you may have gathered from the Glasgow reference but originally emanated from Norfolk. I live with my wife and our two dogs. I may or may not be on the autistic spectrum, higher functioning but it may explain my highly creative and sometimes annoying nature (to me as well as everybody else, hence twenty years of migraines). I like science fiction films and TV, plus second world war films (obsessed with tanks in my youth), Roman history (that's in the past and yes you can take that in both senses of the word), dinosaurs, natural history and hill walking.


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