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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted May 24, 2024
Fish to Rabbit: I wish I could walk on land!
Rabbit to Sparrow: I wish I could fly!
Sparrow to Fish: I wish I could swim!
Duck: Losers!
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Recumbentman Posted May 27, 2024
Aagghhh, the special characters are misprinting again. That should be "The Cheek of Oliver Twist" by L P D O Mas (with an accent on the a to show it is in Spanish) 
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Recumbentman Posted Jun 6, 2024
"My Feelings on a Lifetime of Newsnight" by Thirsty Worke
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Recumbentman Posted Jul 9, 2024
My uncle had a cherry-coloured kitten with rose-coloured paws.
(Think black cherry, white rose)
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Recumbentman Posted Jul 11, 2024
Which tennis player hates hoovering the most?
No-vac Djokovic
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 24, 2024
When Harry Truman ran for president of the U.S., people who weren't fans of his leadership used the song "I'm just wild about Harry" and changed wild to mild. Now that Kamala Harris is the presumptive Democratic nominee, I propose dusting off the song and renaming it "I'm just wild about Harris."
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Recumbentman Posted Jul 30, 2024
Good one! Send it to her team!
In 1966 Donovan rewrote this as "I'm just mad about Saffron" in his song "Mellow Yellow".
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Recumbentman Posted Jul 30, 2024
It seems that Harry Truman used the original song as his official campaign song for the United States presidential election of 1948.
The Democrats were beaten in the next election (1952) by Eisenhower, who was helped along by "They like Ike"
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Recumbentman Posted Aug 20, 2024
I have a shirt for every day of the week. I'm wearing it now.
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Aug 21, 2024
Before going to summer camp, my Mom told me to put on fresh underwear every day. She didn't say I had to take off the old ones first.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 23, 2024
What are the security guards out of the Samsung store called?
Guardians of the galaxy.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 23, 2024
Why was Captain America patiently waiting for so long to wield Mjolnir?
He did not want to steal Thor's thunder.
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Sep 23, 2024
Quantum Mechanics: People who repair quantums.
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Maria Posted Last Week
Two stray goats are eating from the garbage near a cinema. One of them is chewing an old roll of film.
- How good is that? Asks one of the goats.
- Not too bad, but I enjoyed the book much more.
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