h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't be scared Czar ..well ,mmmm,yes be scared ,be very scared hahahaha Ham ,where are you when I need you ?

Fine work Perky, nice to see my licence fee is still being well spent.

Mine too,I'm not exempt !

Nice to see that BBC has 2 satisfied customers. Should we let them know?

Why spoil the habit of a lifetime Czar ? Lets keep them guessing.

Well hi out there, Pinky, I'm sure I can be assured of your deepest condolences in respect of thr Toon's sad demise, and be assured if a black cat crosses my path i'll treat it with the greatest respect, I might even feed it a Czardean.

Ham,I am still wearing my black armband ....and ,if you should see a black cat anywhere in your vinicity ,you have my permission to spit on it ....once ....I will say this to you ,Sunderland ,we're lucky ..( I hope your noticing just how calm,collected and doing everything in my power not to show my utter elation at their luck one bit ?) You have my sympathy ,if i were near you now,I'd hug you ...and ,even though a Magpie did try to scurge my blackbirds nest in the garden last month ..I didn't chase him a way Ham..not immediately anyway ..see how my heart thinks of you ? XXXX

But remember Pinky, two for joy...............

Most certainly Ham ,and Newcastle were robbed this week-end ...yes,I watched the match (mostly) in your honour ! I'm getting used to their new away kit already ..smiles

I've not bought the away kit yet, but I think buttercup and beige stripes are lovely, some people have no idea of style!

Yes Ham ,I don't understand fans saying they're turning red and white because of the new strip ,no class at all ..though ,I have to say, red and white is a lovely combination ,kind of heart warming I think.Like Xmas and a lovely white wedding all on the same day ,you know what I mean ?

Well I got married around Christmas, it was a bit nerve racking, my father in law's hands were frozen, I was worried about his finger getting numb on the shotgun trigger.

There you go you see,I KNEW you'd understand about red and white (Xmas and a white wedding ,all on the same day) Shotguns,ice and fingers are not a good combination at all Ham , be grateful it wasn't midsummer though,better weather then ,ideal vision ..not a snowflake to cloud the view ..there's a lot to be said for snow

You're wishing your life away lass, enjoy what's left of this wonderful Barbecue summer, dream about a White Christmas later!

B-B-Q summer Ham ? Can I come and live where you live please ? hahahaha

Now you know where I live, but I was being sarcastic about the barby summer. Actually the weather is picking up a bit, if you're round Wally way, join me in a roast.

And that is the weather forcast from Michael Fish

Do you remember that record, John Ketley is a weather man etc? Can anyone remember the words? I can't get past the first verse.

This is an interesting thread.

Are you darning your socks then Juizes? Watch you don't prick your finger, using a computer and sewing at the same time is a bit reckless if you ask me.