h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well there's something fishy going on around here, have you returned from the spawning grounds Czar? I was worried, I thought you had been a casualty of over fishing, careful you don't exceed your quota now hinny! Pinkeeeeeeee.....!

HAM ! At last ,I feel complete again XXX

What part of you was missing? Is Hammondorgan like music to your ears?
Do you need to borrow my ear-plugs?

Oh Czar, stop carping, I'm sure you know your scales too, don't you like music? Or are you a little deaf? Have you tried a herring aid? you need some porpoise in your life, doesn't he Pinky?

Salmon ! Salmon is the answer,I know all fish is brain food,but a bit of salmon,steamed to perfection,a squeeze of lemon juice,it does wonders for anyones brain....I mean ,look at me,I eat it at least once a month..I rest my case !You might enjoy it Czar.... Hi Ham X

Yeah, just look at Salmon Rushdie, he's very intelligent, although on the othr hand, there's poor little Simple Salmon.........

Gone fishing.

OH NO Czar,your going to come back from your fishing trip telling us all about the big one that got away aren't you ? It's easier just to go to the local fishmongers and buy one you know ? Not to mention the time it saves ! I don't know ,these Southerners need some educating Ham....where do we start ?

Pinky, fishes spend lots of time in school!

Your right Ham,not often your wrong mind,but,your right again..it's a start X

And wow, fyc, bumping this thread after almost four years was a great idea.

Geez, that was a great typo, too. Four years? Did you not see three days?

Well FYC, you appear to be a bit disoriented in respect to time, I would get that checked out, does FYC stand for forget your co-ordinates? Don't worry, they've got pills for everything these days. The Pink ones are the best.

Oh, yeah, that was funny. So why don't you go and have your pink ones, then?

There's some of us in desperate need of any colour pill fyc,then,there are those of us who never need a pill,of any colour ever ...Ham falls into this latter category..How do I know this ? Cos I'm in the same category too...now go lie down,and relax ok ? ....Hi Ham X

I even remember Carters Little Liver Pills, I don't know what they were for though, perhaps if you had an enlarged liver they made it smaller? And what about Phyllosan, it 'fortified the over forties'. I'm looking for something that fortifies the over sixties, and I don't expect any references to a certain little blue pill. How did I know they were blue I hear you ask, well that's a hard one to answer! Pinkeee......

I told you they were blue Ham,remember when I had to buy some for Pedantic Prof? Last year sometime...I hoped they wouldn't make him feel as blue as they looked ...I remember it well..Did you know todays sixty year olds are the new forty year olds ? That makes twenty year olds embryos.....just a little bit of useless information to brighten your day Ham X

And it did, who need's happy pills when you're around?

Awwwwwww Ham X

Anybody out there? I wonder if like me you have some sympathy for Saddam Hussain's driver? Apparently all he had was a couple of bald tyres....... 6 years on Guantanamo Bay without trial! I was really heartened to hear President Bush telling the Chinese off for their human rights record this morning. Restores your faith in democratic ideology.