h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, welcome to my blog everyone, do feel free to join in. I kind of like the old Sarcasm thread, reluctant to let it die, even if I'm the only one who uses it! Anyways, I see the defence lawyer in the John Charles de Menezes killing trial said our brave Boys in Blue shot him because he was behaving 'in a very aggressive and threatening manner'. It strikes me that pinning a man to the floor and shooting him seven times is toward the high end of threatening and aggressive behaviour, goodness knows what they would have done if Mr De Menezes had actually done anything wrong!

Well I don't know, I think I'll have to migrate to the 'Random Song Lyrics' thread, plenty of action on there, but I'll practice on here, 'Dum dum dum daddy do wah, Ooo yeah yeah yeah yeah, Wo wo wo wo oo oo aah aah, Only the Lonely, Know the way I feel tonight....... Only the lonely, know this feeling aint right........'

What a fantastic voice you have Ham,wasted talent if you ask me ! See you soon (Remember,you are NOT alone,I am with you in spirit,always) X

Walkin back to Happiness, whoopa oh yeh yeh................!

hoo luffs life? i certainly do.........

Well Jadey, there ain't much life around here but let's luff it together. Do be my soulmate in sarcasm!

You don't have a soul mate.

Well said, and how true. The level of sarcasm has reached new heights with the last 3 postings.
Who said, sarcasm is dead?

You did.

Just under the bit about.......whatever it was you said.

Well blow me, (gently). Heckle and Jeckle have been sitting on the telegraph wires for a month awaiting inspiration, I didn't realise you missed me so much guys, try being a little pro-active,(crow-active? no, wasted on you pair) you've got so much wit to offer between you please don't deprive your eager audience! I'm your muse aren't I? A little inspiration from old Ham and you spring to literary life! It's so rewarding.

Ah Czar, as erudite as ever I see.

i'll be anyones soulmate

Anyone's Jadey? You got to be careful, there's some odd folks on here. Not me though, I'm all sunny and good natured, mainly cos I went to watch Newcastle at Fulham on Saturday and they won, doesn't take much to make my week! All the soccer fans seem to conregate on the sacasm thread, funny that!

Marvellous, the world's oldest person just died, bless him, he was 116. He attributed his long life to eating warm potatoes and herrings, and remaining a bachelor all his life. Who on earth cooked his spuds and herrings for him? These reporters must think we're stupid!

Well those Manchester United boys know how to have a good time don't they? Mind you, 4 grand a head for Christmas Lunch, a Pole dancer and a Lapp Dancer. Wouldn't you have thought that there would have been some English dancers trying to make a few quid at this time of year? You can't blame the East Europeans for taking advantage of a gap in the market.

Merry Christmas to all you millions of sarcasm fans out there.

yeah anyone.

Well, it was well worth the wait Jadey, what a fantastic contribution!

My ,my !!! Somethings just never change do they ? I go awol for awhile.....the world ends !! What can I say ? You need me more than you know,thank God I'm back !! All is not lost Ham,we can rule again XXX Hi Czar X Always good to know your keeping Ham company in my abscence,your a gem X