A Conversation for Atross City Welcomes Careful Drivers...
On the mean streets of Atross City, no one can hear you belch....
Dizzy the Void Posted Oct 11, 2000
[YK starts providing sound effects for the duel until Y2K punches him]
On the mean streets of Atross City, no one can hear you belch....
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Oct 11, 2000
*meanwhile, sea and evillene have made their way to the top of the tower, setting up lots of booby traps on the way*
[evillene] come on, we've still got work to do! and it's going to take both of our powers....
[sea] i'm ready...
*a violent-looking storm is gathering above the tower*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 12, 2000
*sighs*
prithee sirrah Brian. Thou art a foe. Dumbass.
*slaps Brian. Runs at the babbling Y2K*
On the mean streets of Atross City, no one can hear you belch....
Hopelessly Paranoid Posted Oct 12, 2000
*meanwhile... in another part of town... Elorex and the other Ex-EGs are at the centre of a crowd of sufficiently unwashed proletariat. Elorex is standing on a box, almost preaching to the crowd... while the others guard him*
Elorex:... dear people... I beseech you to throw down your bondage and claim your rights as free people... we must stand up to those who opress us... and stand valiantly! We must not allow the villany of Paranoid Enterprises to continue!...
Random Proletariat Member: Whats a Paranoid Enterprise when its at home?
Elorex: Its... its....err...*points to the castle*...that... that man who contols half of the city's wealth and rules with an iron fist.
Random Proletariat Irish Stereotype: To be sure 'tis no Paranoid Enterprise... 'tis the bastion of Duke Paranoid... the good Lord of this land...
Elorex: WHAT?
RPIS: Tis true. No man or woman here denies it... he be a fair and just ruler...
Elorex: *dumbfounded* Well... He's evil! He's an evil genius...
RPM: Whats an evil genius when its...
Elorex: Don't you start!
NO 1: *whispering* it appears that HP isn;t in the sham we'd hoped him to be in... He dominates this place... if he's a lord... he must have an army... correct?
*crowd lose interest*
Elorex: *nods*... We may have our work cut out for us lads.. we can't create a rabble without motivation...*jumps down from the box as proletariat disperse*
We need to find a chink in his shiny new armour... and I think... yes... I do believe it is...
NO 2: What Isssss it?
Elorex: I... have a cunning plan... *evil smirk*
NO 1 & 2: Aaaaaaahhh *nod and smile in awe*
On the mean streets of Atross City, no one can hear you belch....
Dizzy the Void Posted Oct 12, 2000
[YK] I have a bad feeling about this...
On the mean streets of Atross City, no one can hear you belch....
Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) Posted Oct 12, 2000
Giguschild (the Xenomorph, dummy - see homepage) arrives on the scene, not wearing his suit, shades, or toting his gun because of the time period.
With a snap, his legs straighten, propelling him at lightening speed over the head of Brian Damage towards Sea. As he passes over he of the now-absent afro, he slaps him hard with the side of his tail, knocking him flat and winding him badly. He lands just short of sea and uses his momentum to catapault himself forwards in a somersault, landing behind her. Spinning on his heel, he lashes out with his tail and trips her over, making her look VERY undignified...
All of the YK clones leap at him, but he has already leapt up over them and towards Garius Lupus, who is having trouble with his snowzar. Seeing the whirling mass of spines and teeth flying towards him, GL fires blindly...Giguschild snaps his tail down, pinning himself to the ground; his momentum pivots him in an instant low to the ground. With a crack he pulls the sharp barb of his tail from the floor and leaps into a sideways roll to dodge the next blast.
"Relaxxss, bitch." He hisses, "I'm a good guy."
GL calms down and lowers the snowzar. Giguschild, GL and UH all turn to face the bad guys...
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Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) Posted Oct 12, 2000
Giguschild holds up a small message card: does anyone want to fight me? Go to the super battle forum at my page...
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 12, 2000
This beast is a sidekick of mine. Name of Giguschild. GL, Giguschild. Giguschild, GL. He's an old friend of mine. He's a member of CHOPPERS.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 12, 2000
He's quite violent, and he writes long postings. He has another name. But I cannot tell you what it is. But it begins with a D and ends in eath Avocado.
*taps nose*
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Insane Endeavour Posted Oct 12, 2000
*IE, the supposed leader of this mottled band of super heroes, finally finds her way to the right time era*
Sorry, about that guys: somehow I wasn't transported with you, and I had to find my own way. Got a bit caught up chatting to a few people 450 years in the future. Anyway... Hey Giguschild!
*Looks at the surrounding scene*
Well, this is a turn up for the books! Medieval! Well, well, well! Never dealt with <> before!
*Looks down at herself. She is wearing a long, swishy, white maiden's gown.* Yeah, well, not quite suited to the crime-fighting job, but I guess it'll have to do...
*Notices everyone staring at her* Yeah, good point, I'm late, and I really should be doing my superhero bit, shouldn't I...
Anyway, I have an idea... It involves me going off alone now. Carry on with the good work. I'll be back soon.
*Hurries away, gown whoosing away her ankles*
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Mewtwo and Vekura (Pokémon League: A285905. Be a superhero: A380396) Posted Oct 12, 2000
[Mewtwo] "Wonder what SHE'S up to."
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Hopelessly Paranoid Posted Oct 12, 2000
'No good' would be a fair guess 
[HP}=~~ <----Its a sauce bottle, dammit!
On the mean streets of Atross City, no one can hear you belch....
Afgncaap5 Posted Oct 13, 2000
*Affy notices the dark clouds gathering over the tower*
This is bad. If I know the STUMPED agents, this is probably either sea or evillene. Possibly both, but I've never known them to work together. Still, I should probably go to stop them...
*Affy pulls out the Aimfiz scroll from Sorcerer*
Aimfiz sea!
*Affy dissapears from the fight scene outside the tower, and shows up inside the tower, face to face with the sith lady and the invisible woman of STUMPED. Unfortunately, though he can faintly hear the evillene is there, he has no access to his infra-red goggles. He flips through his scrolls, and finds the "cover escape" spell from Spellbreaker. The room is flooded with an orange-colored smoke, which allows Affy to see where both Sea and evillene are*
Okay, STUMPED-goons. I don't know what you're up to, but I'm willing I can stop it!
*Pulls out his sword, which is flashing an insanely bright blue, and seems to be covering Affy with a slight shield of energy*
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Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) Posted Oct 13, 2000
Giguschild is in a dark corner, waiting for the right moment to jump out and scare someone. And hurt them.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 13, 2000
*Uncle rushes up to aid Affy, mallets in hands.*
Affy *he whispers* did I introduce you to Deat-Giguschild? *taps nose and winks*
IE - are you CHOPPERS or just in for the ride?
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Afgncaap5 Posted Oct 13, 2000
Am I in CHOPPERS? *Am I in CHOPPERS*? I was the first one to sign up for that! I started the first forum for that! Yeah, I'm in CHOPPERS.
*Turns to sea and evillene, who seem to be ignoring him, probably due to the power of their spell*
Okay, this isn't going to end well. I've seen both of them causing mild storms like this. I don't know if they're combined energy is going to be healthy for the surrounding countryside. Everyone, cover me: I'm going to try a counter spell.
*Aims his hands in an appropriate gesture, and begins muttering something under his breath*
Frobnitz! Frobnosia! Prob Fset Cond...
*The energy glow around Affy begins glowing brighter. The clouds outside begin to get a bit thinner, but when Sea and evillene realize what's happening, they intensify their efforts, and the thinning stops. The accumulation of clouds grows to a halt, getting no thicker, getting no clearer*
*Will give one free purchase at CLI to the person who figures out where these mumblings come from. In other words, GL I'm counting on you to win this contest.
*
On the mean streets of Atross City, no one can hear you belch....
Mewtwo and Vekura (Pokémon League: A285905. Be a superhero: A380396) Posted Oct 13, 2000
[Mewtwo] "This does NOT look good."
On the mean streets of Atross City, no one can hear you belch....
Dizzy the Void Posted Oct 13, 2000
[YK] You said it.
On the mean streets of Atross City, no one can hear you belch....
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Oct 13, 2000
*sea shakes her head, suddenly breaking free of her self-induced trance and noticing affy for the first time*
[sea] i don't think so, affy.
*sea throws a ball of fire at affy, which knocks him down and leaves him a bit singed, but doesn't do much harm because most of sea's power is being directed at the storm. sea and evillene begin to chant in a long-forgotten language. the clouds begin to thicken again*
On the mean streets of Atross City, no one can hear you belch....
Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) Posted Oct 14, 2000
Giguschild is still waiting in an anonymous dark corner; there's not much he can do against magic. And he has no clue what Affy is mumbling about.
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On the mean streets of Atross City, no one can hear you belch....
- 81: Dizzy the Void (Oct 11, 2000)
- 82: soeasilyamused, or sea (Oct 11, 2000)
- 83: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 12, 2000)
- 84: Hopelessly Paranoid (Oct 12, 2000)
- 85: Dizzy the Void (Oct 12, 2000)
- 86: Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) (Oct 12, 2000)
- 87: Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) (Oct 12, 2000)
- 88: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 12, 2000)
- 89: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 12, 2000)
- 90: Insane Endeavour (Oct 12, 2000)
- 91: Mewtwo and Vekura (Pokémon League: A285905. Be a superhero: A380396) (Oct 12, 2000)
- 92: Hopelessly Paranoid (Oct 12, 2000)
- 93: Afgncaap5 (Oct 13, 2000)
- 94: Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) (Oct 13, 2000)
- 95: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 13, 2000)
- 96: Afgncaap5 (Oct 13, 2000)
- 97: Mewtwo and Vekura (Pokémon League: A285905. Be a superhero: A380396) (Oct 13, 2000)
- 98: Dizzy the Void (Oct 13, 2000)
- 99: soeasilyamused, or sea (Oct 13, 2000)
- 100: Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) (Oct 14, 2000)
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