h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Who got our knob? -John Anderson
I'd knob you all over again -Alan Jackson

And now for a line of song lyrics:
"I've never had much luck with knob..." from "My Dog Gets More Dates Than I Do" by Dave, who is me. the sad part is, it's so true...

"knob is in the air" by erm.......whoever sang it

thunderclap newman.

Aerosmith - "knob in an elevator" or "knob's done time"

Tom Petty - "listen to her knob" (!?) "Change of knob"

Tom Petty + ? - 'Stop draggin' my knob around'
Elvis - A hnka, hunka burnin' konb eeeeyew!

Mariah Carey- Knob Takes Time

'N Sync- Tearin' Up My Knob

Backstreet Boys- I'll Never Break Your Knob

tom petty- a mind with a knob of it's own.

Wham - Last Christmas, I gave you my knob

Here's a load I came up with, a lot probably repeated from earlier in the thread, plus some pretty obscure ones and album tracks.

The Troggs/Wet Wet Wet - Knob Is All Around
The Cardigans - Knobfool
The Cure - The Knob Cats
Johnny Cash - 'Cause I Knob You
Johhny Cash - The One Rose (That's Left In My Knob)
Elton John - I Want Knob
Marvin Gaye - How Sweet It Is (To Be Knobbed By You)
Westlife - Queen Of My Knob
Annie Lennox - No More I Knob You's
Diana Ross - Knob Hangover
Barry White - Can't Get Enough Of Your Knob Babe
The Emotions - Best Of My Knob
Whitney Houston - My Knob Is Your Knob
The Beatles - Knob Me Do
I Left My Knob Is San Francisco
Dionne Warwick - Knob-breaker
Air Supply - All Out Of Knob
Taylor Dayne - Tell It To My Knob
Percy Sledge - When A Man Knob's A Woman
The Shirelles - Will You Still Knob Me Tomorrow?
Otis Redding - I've Been Knobbing You Too Long (To Stop Now)
Gene Pitney - One Knob Can Break A Knob
Gene Pitney - Something's Gotten Hold Of My Knob
Roy Orbison - A True Knob Goodbye
Peabo Bryson & Roberta Flack - Tonight I Celebrate My Knob
Righteous Brothers - You've Lost That Knobbin' Feelin'
Kenny Thomas - Tender Knob
Minnie Riperton - Knobbin' You
Dionne Warwick - All The Knob In The World
Bob Marley & The Wailers - One Knob
Frankie Goes To Hollywood - The Power Of Knob
Whitesnake - Is This Knob
Julia Fordham - Knob Moves (In Mysterious Ways)

Thomas Leer's "Knob Beat Go" perhaps

Katrina & The Waves' Eurovision winner - Knob Shine A Light

I think "The Power Of 'Knob'" was done by Huey Lewis And The News

There are actually 2 different 'Power of Knobs', both came out at similar times but were different songs. The Huey Lewis one was in Back To The Future, whilst the Frankie version was rubbish but a MASSIVE hit at the time.

Whitesnake proves a fertile ground for replacements:

Ain't No Knob In The Knob Of The City
All in the name of Knob
Don't break my Knob again
Fool for your knobbing
Give me all your Knob
Guilty of Knob
Hungry for Knob
Is this Knob
Keep On Giving Me Knob
Lie Down (A Modern Knob Song)
Looking for Knob
Knob ain't no stranger
Knob an' affection
Knob man
Knob To Keep You Warm
Knobhunter
Queen Of Knobs
Restless Knob
Straight for the Knob
The deeper the Knob
The Time Is Right For Knob
Victim of Knob
You're gonna break my Knob again
Your precious Knob

(there are one or two repeats here, I know)

Phil

Are there NO adults on this site ?

Since this started I can't listen to the radio any more, whilst driving. Taking the kids to school the other day and on comes the latest offering from Pondlife -

"This knob is untouchable" - "This knob is unbreakable, this knob is unshakeable, this knob is unchangeable" and so on adinfinitum.

I nearly crashed the car, and then got strange looks when explaining it to a 17 year old, a 15 year old, and a 14 year old.

Of course, if _they'd_ thought of it, it would have made perfect sense...

*says nothing about Westlife and knobs*

There are, of course, *three* "Power Of Knob"s. Jennifer Rush did one too.

I say "did" in the nicest possible sense, of course.

Haircut 100 had "Knob Plus One"... which was nice.

H.

I Will Still Knob You - Britney Spears

Let's Put Our Knobs Together - Beach Boys

From The Bottom Of My Broken Knob - Britney Spears

We have presumably had 'Knob breaker'?

Not to mention 'What's knob got to do with it?' ('Who needs a knob when a knob can be broken?)

B