h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The glowing silver of HDS's eyes seem to narrow.*

I'll decide when it is "Enough"!

*Suddenly five fiery meteors fly out of the sky at Craxus, and HDS's cape fires off another energy net*

*Craxus jumps up at enourmous speeds and dodges the net that was flown at him. Craxus takes Glamdring as it shimmers in the darkness from the enourmous meteors falling down towards Craxus, and strikes all the meteors in half. Craxus lands back down and turns his head towards HDS.*

Pathetic...You are HDS I would expect better.

*Hot lava from inside the meteors rains down towards Craxus*

*Craxus stands there and looks up and sees the rain of hot lava come crashing down upon him, covering him completely. You look at Craxus and see a pile of lava, a couple of seconds later the lava bursts! Craxus increased his power 10 fold as the lava goes flying off him.*

*HDS opens a Dovin Basel singularity. All light begins to bend into it, energy too. The Sky darkens, some Mordor lighting drains into it, some more Mordor lightning flies at the ground behind Craxus, being bent into his path by the singularity.*

Remember this?

Of Course I do!

*Craxus begins walking ever so slightly towards HDS as you see his yellowish aura begin to being sucked from him. The yellowish aura is being drained towards the Dovin Basel. Still Craxus walks slowly towards his oponent.*

I believe I have adapted to that basel.

Then it requires tweeking.

*HDS looks from Craxus, to the singularity, then back to Craxus.*

That should do the trick!

*All light goes out, except for the whithering glow of Craxus and glowing silver of His Divine Shadow's eyes.*

*Craxus rushes forward getting ever closer to HDS. Craxus finally close enough takes Glamdring, and slices it right down the basel. The Basel splits into 2 as the lights return. Craxus jumps back 20 feet and stands there powering up as the lights get brighter and brighter.*

you canot slice through a singularity, glamdring would be broken by it. There fore the singularity remains.

*The world is cast into shadows, just how HDS likes it, he is draining the stolen energy from his singularity (the dovin Basel is within HDS). HDS uses a bit of this energy to Force Choke Craxus, steadily drawing his neck inwards so as to eventually stop his breathing*

*Craxus dodges the force choke, but then again he doesn't need to breath. Craxus rushs up after HDS and strikes and hacks and stabs HDS. Craxus uses a force pull and force choke while his slashing...*

*HDS dodges the slashes and stabs and blocks the Force Choke. HDS leaps bacwards, using the Force. HDS begins firing level 200 fireballs at Craxus with both of his hands.*

*assumes that Craxus has been incenerated and declares victory!*

Huzzah! I am victorious!

Bah we both stepped away from the attacks

no, you merely failed to respond. In quite a long time.

So...I felt it was pointless.

so...you capitulate...

Keep going, then. But include your environment more. It'll add to the excitement. Trust me.

*A catapult from far away throes a deseased cow at HDS and another throws a large net full of deseased chickens at Craxus.*

*HDS looks at the cow, which is steadily growing larger.*

......

Crap!

*HDS dodges just in time, the cow splatters against the wall*

*Craxus rushs up and jumps into the air slicing the cow directly in half spread the guts and blood everywhere.*

That cow had already splattered into the wall

*HDS rolls to one knee and throws some lighting at Craxus*