h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thats it I can't fight you anymore, you've damaged my sword, killed my critters, and are unaffected by my pitiful attempts at magic. I have all but thrown my spork at you, so being but human I must yeild to you as the victor. Perhaps later we can dual hand to hand if you want. Thanks for fighting me it was fun.

Hey HDS i'm done you want another wack at him? Maybe he won't blow everybody up this time.

I'm sorry I was a little tough on ya. Don't worry about it you did well for a mere mortal.

*Craxus hair returns to a normal black color. The aura disapates and is gone. His cloths and cloak arn't shimmering in the wind anymore.*

Hey iz al right, maybe if I ask Jade real nice-like she'l fight me hand-to-hand I'd probably lose but it'd fun to get to use my druken fist against whatever it is she uses

Good luck with Jade, she whooped my butt in fist to fist.

What martial art did you use?

An ancient art that has been forgotten.

You forgot it! you should have practiced it more often!, Great...now no one will remember it, an art has been lost!!

*chronos is very sad that a great fighting art has been lost*

No.... you got me wrong. I know the ancient art. But other people has forgotten it. It was used back in 2,000 B.C. Just before I was sired.

Whew...I got worried for a minute. hey you should teach me that art it would be fun, I like learning new thingies..er..um really really old thingies

*A shadow seems to pass over all of them, it also seems to land, and form into a man wearing black armor with silver runes glowing on it, and he is wearing a cape that is blood crimson in color. He wears a great helm of black enchanted and runed steal, his eyes glowing a cold silver. One of them seems to go out, then back on again () he turns and tips the ladder over.*

You've been a very noughty boy Craxus (the voice is like that of Kosh, deep, and seemingly many voices, with other interesting sound effects mixed in)

Shall we battle you and I?

*Craxus stands and gazes at HDS for a few minutes.*

Do you remember last time? 2000 miles just completely incinerated. Oh well...

*Craxus stands ready for a tough fight.*

well I think i'll watch from a distance.

*Starts the long 2001 mile walk*

Don't worry Chronos, just like last time all the lost ground will be re-instated and all the dead shall be raised. Just in case...

*Raises hand, a humming fills the air, some bright sparks shoot out of his hand and envelope Chronos. Lowers hand.*

I have cast a Techno-mage enchantment on you, it returns damage done to you ten fold on the doer. Craxus should be sure not to harm you by mistake or intent

*Turns and faces Craxus.*

Shall we then?

*Casts level 200 lightning at Craxus*

*Craxus immediatly casts mana shield which deflects the lightning and goes soaring into the upper wall behind Craxus.*

*Instantly an aura of swirling tenticles of fire appears around HDS (level 200 Fanaticism), he pulls the Mace of Melkor from his kite shield and swings it at Craxus's chest. While the Mace of Melkor is flying at Craxus's chest it glows, quickly shifting from red, to blue, to green, to yellow, shifting so fast it mottles together (Level 200 Vengence).*

*Craxus jumps over HDS in doing so he aims a kick towards HDS head in mid air.*

*Uses the momentum of the Mace to spin him about, blocking the kick with an up raised kite shield. He swings the mace again at Craxus*

*A cow flung from a nearby catapult careens towards HDS*

*Stops his swing and ducks. The cow splatters against the wall, raining intestines and such down on Craxus, HDS, and Chronos. The enchantment cast over Chronos throws the guts back at the cattapult at about the sped of sound.*

*HDS rises slowly, uses a fire-nova to burn the guts off of him. He then turns and casts level 200 lightning at Craxus from each hand.*

*Craxus fires up his yellowish aura around him as the guts go flying off his cloths and body. The lightning comes realing in at Craxus. Craxus holds up his hands and out comes a lv4 Force Lightninig. The lightning comes in contact with the force lightning ultimatly the 2 lightnings are pushing against each other in a stand off effect.*