h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Any one up for a duel with jester?

*enters*

I am.

*Sir Culdasac walks down the field in his monkey armour.* *He pulls out two of his knifes, one in each hand*
Are you ready for this, Mystrunner?

How ironic!

*Two mithril knives appear from his sleeves in his hands*

*Sir Culdasac does some Kung Fu moves, and then charges Mystrunner. *He lets off a loud monkey skreech as he lunges one of the knifes towards Mystrunner*

*Mystrunner's hand snaps up, catches the knife by the hilt. The momentum of the blade (You're pretty strong!) snaps his arm back, and Mystrunner brings it back, launching the blade back at the Jester.*

*Sir Culdasac lets go of the knife and jumps back*
Very good Mystrunner, but how well will you do against monkeys!!
*The jester pulls out two of his exploding monkey decoys and throws them at Mystrunner* *They explode near his feet causing a very large flash of light*
AHHHH My eyes, i've forgotton my sunglasses, Curse you monkey decoy!

*staggers around*

Holy lord! It's like the Curse Of Monkey Island (R) all over again!

*mounts crossbow on left wrist, and loads a clip.*

*Falls backwards*
AHHH my eyes!!! *Rubs eyes, and sees Mystrunner with a crossbow*
Ok.....that could be bad. *Reaches in pocket and grabs a smokebomb*
*Throws smoke bomb*

Ooh! I can do that too!

*starts chucking smoke bombs also. The playing field is swiftly covered in sulferous smoke*

(gasp) Aak! that's bad!

*Gagging* You fool, no wait..that's me. You idiot, now we can't see!
O well *Pulls out crossbow and starts to fire into smoke.

*does that really cool neo/matrix slo-mo dogde thing*

Hoo-wah!

*fires back through the smoke*

*one of the arrows hits the jester*
AHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT HURT!
*The jester leaves the arrow in his arm in fear he will bleed to death.*
I didn't want it to come to this.
*He pulls out his monkey flute and gives it a toot. Back in the castle one clan on monkey(10 monkeys) comes out running.* *With foam coming out of their mouths they run towards mystrunner*
GO MONKEYS GO!!!!!!!

oh

*Mystrunner runs around cackeling wildly, being persued by the monkeys*

*tosses a bottle of disenfectant to Sir Culdasac.*
Here!

AHH! AHH!

*Mystrunner will be chased for two more posts*

O thank you *catching the bottle*

*He rubs the disenfectant on the wound*

You'll proabaly need this after this, my monkeys do bite! BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I won't be on for a couple hours or so. Sorry. One post left

*Sits down for some tea waiting for Mystrunner to return.*

OK

I assume the "OK" means you are ready to restart. If not correct me

*The jester gets put and looks around for Mystrunner*

*He sees him still running from the monkeys*

HAHA GO MONKEYS!! HAHA

*Mystrunner spins about, and clubs each monkey about the head swiftly. They collapse. He looks to Culdasac.*

Your move...