h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's the way the rim of a bone china cup feels when you sip from it that I like. Mugs are so thick. They do keep your coffee or tea warmer, though.

Champers?

You certainly know how to splash out on paaartttaaay's in Alaalalabastry House..


Wooohooo! *hic*

I was told that it costs $75 for a champagne tea at the Ritz. So I decided we copuld improve our image by having an A;labaster HOuse champagne tea.

Now, do we pour the champagne in the teapot before we add the tea or after?

How about both?

"Lady C finally re-awakens and joins the party wearing her peach colored silk frock with matching pumps, and a hat. She even donned hose in deference to Madame President's preference for wearing them with heels."

Good afternoon everyone--or morning as the case may be. I will get my own tea, if someone will just tell me where the Jasmine tea is located.

Madame Prez, you are looking tres chic today.

Yokels! No finesse! </>


It goes in the saucer, daahling! *hic*


Stops it sloshing EVERYWHERE!


Now, where are the elusive ones?

I would love to give quizzes, but unexpected guests have called me out to show them our lovely city. Of course, I'd rather be here. But duty beckons.

1. What colour is your toothbrush?
2. If you had to choose between an all-paid vacation to Oz or an hour with your favourite politician, which would you take?
3. Which skin do you use to view h2g2?
4. What do you actually do all day?
5. If you could go back in time, which period would you choose?
6. What does your tea cup look like?
7. Your favorite band, please.
8. Describe your relationship with your cellphone.
9. Would you visit h2g2 if you weren't italicised?
10. If you could protest one thing in the world right now, what would it be?
11. Do you think Canada is important? (er, sorry. local rivalries.)
12. Would you prefer to be too hot or too cold?
13. Why don't you write entries?
14. Would you prefer to watch 2legs or Jacqueline dance?
15. Do you have pictures on your desk at work? Of who?
16. What was the last thing you googled?
17. How many of the above did you answer honestly?
18. Did you answer 17 honestly?
19. How about 18?
20. Would you like some more tea?

Chuck it at the Italics when they come back, - *glance at 2legs* - if they aren't too afraid.

Wolfgang has really outdone himself in the food dept. today. Ummm, Raspberry Madelaines.

Sorry, this hillbilly creature can't help drooling, but I did not slosh my tea and I used a saucer under my mug.

Hi Lady C. You are looking pretty foxy, yourself.

Wolfgang does a good job on fancy stuff, especially considering he specializes in barbecue.

Seriously, do you put a strawberry in the champagne glass or not?

Nooo, not enough room for the champagne, then

Hicº

Thashit Prezzie daaahling! *hic*

>>>1. What colour is your toothbrush?
Orange.

>>>2. If you had to choose between an all-paid vacation to Oz or an hour with your favourite politician, which would you take?
Oz.

>>>3. Which skin do you use to view h2g2?
Brunel.

>>>4. What do you actually do all day?
In the workplace I try and cultivate a philosophical approach to the whole concept of 'work' and also to be creative in the way I interpret any preconceived notion of what a 'working day' might actually constitute.

>>>5. If you could go back in time, which period would you choose?
I've no interest in time travel, I'm quite happy where I am. Arcadia exists in the mind.

>>>6. What does your tea cup look like?
It's whiter than white.

>>>7. Your favorite band, please.
Led Zeppelin.

>>>8. Describe your relationship with your cellphone.
It tells me what to do and I often obey.

>>>9. Would you visit h2g2 if you weren't italicised?
Yes, I occasionally would, and I have done, and do do, when off duty, as it were.

>>>10. If you could protest one thing in the world right now, what would it be?
Individual and corporate greed.

>>>11. Do you think Canada is important? (er, sorry. local rivalries.)
Yes, it gave us Neil Young and Joni Mitchell.

>>>12. Would you prefer to be too hot or too cold?
Too hot.

>>>13. Why don't you write entries?
I do sometimes - A14639105.

>>>14. Would you prefer to watch 2legs or Jacqueline dance?
Maybe they should just dance with each other.

>>>15. Do you have pictures on your desk at work? Of who?
No.

>>>16. What was the last thing you googled?
'ergo sum'.

>>>17. How many of the above did you answer honestly?
All of them.

>>>18. Did you answer 17 honestly?
Yes.

>>>19. How about 18?
That as well.

>>>20. Would you like some more tea?
Oh go on then. More Lapdance Dingdong if you've got it.

"...Lapdance Dingdong...."

That silk dress is really durable--it did not even get any grass stains on it when I was .

Sorry!

*despite expectations of weblessness, Amy arrives draped in, if it were unwrapped, would prove to be an almost weightless violet-patterned silk scarf (hey, you try coming up with fancy dress for a woman-sized paper doll that doesn't involve giant folding tabs) and bearing a large basket entwined with matching ribbons, full to overflowing with mufflewhumps*

*sees 2legs*

*sets basket at end of buffet*

*goes over to 2legs' table*

Ahem, your majesty? May I remind you* that this is the Alabaster House lawn, not the Royal Dining Room? Please come down?





*Royal Reminderer of King 2legs' Court, so most likely yes

What a lovely scarf, Amy. It really brings out your dimensions