h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What color is your toothbrush? I like that one
How about - What does your tea cup look like?
... I'll have to think of more.

Hi Leo. Hi Bagpuss. Hi again, B'El. By Axi.

A caffeine drip would be easier on my stomach than all this coffee.

Leo, I'll put you in charge of quizes.

Do they have those What Color is your Parachute books in Blighty?

Speaking of teacups.....Am I the only one who doesn't like drinking out of mugs? I like having a proper cup and saucer.

Oh no, you don't get rid of me that easily

I was saying bye to Happy Nerd. I'm staying right here

Any cheese sandwiches?

*arrives late, singing 'I'm a little teacup...'*

Hi! Is this the place to blame 2legs for table dancing?

Ooohhh, what's that? No matter - I'll have some.

mmmm....

*hands her invitation in at the gate*


*drapes the Matt over her shoulder*


Could you tell me where I can find the tent, please?

Oops.

Bye Happy Nerd. Hi Axi. What kind of cheese?

Any kind is god. And if it's got pickle in it, so much the better

Hello, lil.

*straightens me 'at*


Axi, daahling!

Where does one find a decent drink around here?

*noses for the posh guests*

Hi pailaway. Hi lil.

Tent? I was supposed to have a tent?

And please don't encourage table dancing. I do not run that type of establishment.

Better tell 2legs before he makes a fool of himse...forget I said that

es lil.

One finds a drink where ever one looks for one. What can I get you?

Axi, we have some Wensleydale and some red onion chutney to go with it. That should make a tasty sandwich.

Don't worry Hyp .. It's called a Marquee really, but you don't want it scrolling away all afternoon

My mum likes to have a cup and saucer. I prefer mugs, such a tiny cup is empty too often and too quickly.

lil, there is champagne. Will that do?

will do nicely, Axi daahling!

Wensleydale? I'll pass on the chuteny, though thank you.

Madame Prez Lovely party!

I may be able to find a tent - uh oh, 2legs has it

Here's a tea-umbrella. Is that helpful at all?

*Wanders off, gets sandwiches and a tea set, then returns to lil*

Looks like it's DIY at the moment How do you like it?