h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Motions from where he is sitting next to Peace*

Over here, Madam President. We have the coffee. And Happy, glad you could make it!

DAN DAN DAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!



Captain Coffee Break at your service!!

Thanks, Aximili.

I think I'll schedule my next Alabaster House event on a day off.

*Takes all four cups from Captain Coffee break.* This should keep me going for an hour or so.

You sure about that coffee?

It's a little...stronger than you might like...

Here, let me get you a cup of . Cream? Sugar?

I have to dash off to work too in just a few minutes, but I'll drop by later to help tidy up.

*Sips his and watches the proceedings*

Axi, nice to see you. How are you enjoying Hawaii?

Just between us - don't tell anyone - I am looking for a way to mainline coffee. About the only kind I don't like is that Turkish stuff that is nearly too thick to drink.

Check B'Elana's PS - She has just the thing for you!

>>> that Turkish stuff that is nearly too thick to drink.

It's nice with a piece of baklava, though, super-strong coffee and sweet honey pastry.

It's not my invention, Moonhogg - but it works.

*And Bagpuss was awake*

Must have dropped off, tired out from watching people set stuff up. Did I miss owt?

*trots up in a johnny collar top, black skirt, and cleanest sneakers*
Dang. Knew I'd be underdressed.
*grabs a plateful of cake and pastries and goes to read the backlog*

*Munches on a ham sandwich and sips his tea, while he enjoys watching the different people enjoying themselves*

Baklava! I like it with a cup of strong tea.

So they just popped in for a moment in the morning! Well, perhaps they'll be back around lunch time for a bite?

It wouldn't be much of a get-to-know-you party if we didn't get-to-know-them.

Maybe we should come up with a -get-to-know-you quiz. Like:

1. What colour is your toothbrush?
2. If you had to choose between an all-paid vacation to Oz or an hour with your favourite politician, which would you take?
3. Which skin do you use to view h2g2?
4. What do you actually do all day?
5. If you could go back in time, which period would you choose?


Anyone have any other ideas?

Baklava? Is that this sweet stuff that gives you a toothache?

Well, you're in luck. There seems to be a whole plate of baklava on that table over there, if only 2Legs can avoid dancing right on it.

Well, Madam President, lovely to meet you, and so sorry to leave such a wonderful party. I must be off to work. See you back in Hawaii, Axi. Bye, Everyone.

(Dons white lab coat, leaves.)

See you in Hawaii, Happy

*Notices 2Legs dancing*

Is that the entertainment?