Boo!

Me Moonhogg.

You visitor.

Hello, whoever you are.

Let me make it perfectly clear you are welcome here.
I shall not read you my poetry.
I shall not throw you out of an airlock.
I do not HAVE an airlock.
If I did, I still wouldn't throw you out of it.
Unless you weren't nice, or listened to Des O'Connor songs. Then I would.
But I'd apologise first.
Then I'd feel bad about it.
I think I would.
Yes, definitely.
Then I'd agonise about it to my girlfriend.
Except I don't have one.
Good job really, I'm married!

Ho hum. Life? Don't talk to me about life.

Oh, you weren't?

Good.

Airlock?

Where?

Whoooooooshhhhhhhh!!!!

Byeeee!!!!