h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Name of Service: Non-Christians for Sexual Abstinence
A-Number: A2302525
Description: A registry of people who practice abstinence, but don't do so because they are Christians that believe their Christian faith requires it.
Category: Health or Club/Society. I'm not sure.
Contact Person: Lemon Blossom
U-Number: U581215

Name of Service:An EXPLANATION F-Number: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F127493?thread=327052 Description: please visit before reading Category: The mentaly insane and those who wish to become So Contact Person: Sorry past point of contact U-Number: U228352

Name of Service: h2g2 Friends of Tibet
A-Number: A2170982
Description: h2g2FoT presents information about and news from Tibet, with exciting competitions, lots of friendly conversation, and ways that you can make a difference.
Category: Clubs, Societies, and Organizations
Contact Person: John-the-gardener
U-Number: U33262

Name of Service: The Hitchhikers Hotel
A-Number: A2411191
Description: Relax in our lavish hotel if you need to take a break from your PS. Visit our restaurant, bar, pool and many more places of interest
Contact Person: The HHH Management
U-Number: U644560

Name of Service: Shadow Realm
A-Number: A2438750
Description: This is a realm of complete nonsense for rambling, we also do the fair amount of evil plotting to...Everyone welcome!
Category: Clubs, Societies, and Organisations
Contact Person: Luthiena
U-Number: U553748

Name of Service: Lonely Buildings
A-Number: 42
Description: 14th century church seeks Loft for conversion
Category: Love
Contact Person: Boothby Graffoe
U-Number: U193180

Name of Service: The Evil Army of H2G2
A-Number: U584611

Description: The Evil Army of H2G2 is an army dedicated to the domination, either forcefully or diplomaticly, of the Universe/Multi-verse/Aniverse...ary/Anyother-verse. It is led by the Founding Four(EvilClaw, SuperMoo, Draco, The Overmind).

Category: Clubs, Societies, and Organizations
Contact Person:
EvilClaw (U184003), SuperMoo (U517309), Draco (U189312), The Overmind (U568896)
U-Number: See above

Name of Service: Personal Space Workshop
A-Number: A1123354
Description: A basic user-friendly guide to the Guide ML needed to create colourful personal spaces, including moving bits.
Category: Informative I guess
Contact Person: Unconformity
U-Number: U216863

Name of Service: The Campaign to Promote Respect for Microbes
A-Number: A1001854
Description: Not all microbes are bad! Join us in our quest to promote greater awareness and appreciation for our microscopic friends.
Contact Person: Farlander
U-Number: U206300

Name of Service: Metal Appreciators' Society (MAS)
A-Number: A2556489
Description: Um...self-explanatory. I'm trying to get people to write entries...oh, yeah, that's music, not like steel and aluminum.
Category: Clubs, Societys, and Organizations
Contact Person: Shagrath
U-Number: U595733

Apologies to all recent visitors who have requested an advertisement. Deus hasn't been seen online since the end of February and we can't get hold of him.

We have, however, been running your ads in the Announcements section of <./>ThePost</.>

If Deus doesn't appear again soon then we shall apply to take over this service.

shazz

Name of Service: Masters of the Multi-verse
A-Number: A2334007
Description: Ever wanted to rule a small planet or even an entire solar system? WELL YOU CAN!!!(!!!) Join and take what you will!
Category: Society
Contact Person: Spacecadet (Jack)
U-Number: U522350

Didn't think too hard about the description for the MAS. Could it be changed to something like "Founded on the belief that metal music is dominant over all, come join us in our quest for musical world domination!" or something.

Ha! Trying to steal our ideas eh? EH? WELL I'm going to paranoidly assume thats what you're doing and, becasue I'm lazy, do nothing about it! HA! so there!

Actually I'm not; that's what it says on the page which was there BEFORE you posted. So hah. I win.

Could you please continue this conversation elsewhere so that this thread stays clear for new ads.

shazz

Name of Service: Collaborative Account Project
A-Number: N/A

Description: Want to write a guide entry but can't do it all yourself? No success at the Writing Workshops? Then welcome to the Grand Collaborative Account Project - a trial project that attempts to find the fastest, most efficient method of creating quality collaborative guide entries. Log in to one account and enhance each others' entries collaboratively.

Category: Clubs, Societies and Organisations.

Contact Person: Baryonic Being of U234603.

U-Number: U717892 - this is the main page to visit.

Name of Service: Legions of Hell
A-Number: U687703
Description: Another army, this one mostly Hellish.
Category: Clubs, societies, and organizations.
Contact Person: Wonko
U-Number: U236130

Name of Service: The Deadly Viper Assassanation Squad
A-Number: A2107351
Description: An assassantion squad of the highest order, join up and choose your code name
Category: Clubs, Societies, and Organizations
Contact Person: Lord Smooth
U-Number: U190482

Name of Service: Sam Maguires Traditional Irish Pub
A-Number: A1105732
Description: A traditional pub with a friendly atmosphere, a resident 24/7 chef and......wait for it.....a 2 player dance machine!!
Category: Bar
Contact Person: Lord Smooth
U-Number: U190482