You have now entered the office of the HHH Management. You will need an appointment to talk to either Footbacon or Methosand you can do so by leaving a message in the guestbook.

But please do not steal our precious time if you simply wish to complain about being slightly poisoned by the globefish ('cause if you were really poisonend, you wouldn't be complaining anymore) - you should think again. Haven't you read the text at the bottom of the menu saying "At your own risk!"?

Also if you feel that your room is not up to the standard you require, a dirty floor, you say? Well, there's a mop in the broom cupboard, and would you mind cleaning the kitchen while your at it?

For real problems and enquiries we will always take the time to help.

To learn about updates to the Hitchhikers Hotel, please take a look at the HHH journal.

Also, the HHH is in need of dedicated Hootoo researchers to work within our team. We require barstaff, waiters, cleaners, lifeguards etc. To view who is on our staff list, please scroll down to the Friends List at the bottom of this page

All staff will earn plus two per week, and the respect of being a valued member of our team.