h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello! It's your HAZAAA here. I am sorry that I have not been contributing much to the day-to-day running of the Hotel. Much of the HAZAAA work has had to be passive, arduous administration (or bureaucracy, as you may see it) dealing with abstract concepts, legal restrictions and so on, and has not left much room for practical input.

I can safely say that this work has been completed, and stored in a password-protected file linked to my HHH Enterprise Database, stored securely on my HHH-Business laptop.

After returning to the HHH territory I took the liberty of exploring some unused chambers within the building, and I discovered some startling things.

First, the roof of the building has in fact been certified as safe for walking on, and does offer some stunning views over the beach and surrounding scenery. If opened to the staff and guests (ie if a thread were established) it would serve as a great sun-bathing/observation deck for sun-bathing fanatics, astronomers and view-lovers alike.

Second, I believe I have uncovered a hitherto unknown secret passage that leads from the Labyrinth to the lost Dawkings Gallery - a long hallway containing many exhibitions of art and sculptures; if a good route could be found to access it then it would provide an interesting cultural excursion for guests.

Third, there are many rooms that could be used for different things should staff be found to fill the appropriate concomitant occupations for their running, for example:

1) There is a room ideal for use as a kennel area where people could deposit their pets. This would require the employment of a special animal-trained individual, however.

2) There is a room ideal for use as a vault, for storing valuable goods deposited by guests.

3) There is also a room ideal to be an arboretum - an indoor garden or even jungle; but this would require the employment of a gardener or else it would become overgrown.


If you are interested, please say so.
If you are not interested, please say so.

And how has business been in my 'absence'? Booming? Many new guests, perhaps? Is Lady Pennywhistle back yet?

Thanks.