h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well. Guess Valentine's wasn't that big of a hit this year, eh? Anyone for St. Patrick's Day?

*emerges from the dressing room properly dressed for Valentine's and looks around*

Oh, well, so much for fashionably late...?

St Patricks Day!!

What a capital idea!!!

If Ireland is home of Irish, and Scotland is home of the Scottish and England is home of the English then why isn't New Zealand the home of the New Zealish??

It's these sorts of questions that keep me awake at night.

And the bed spins of course!!!

Burbles quietly from his dressing room.

"where's me cummerbund, Matron ?"

By the gods, we're horrible at this...

We're all mad here, what do you expect? Why don't we just pick a random holiday, go with it, and not worry if the date matches the holiday?

"Take your Daughter to Work" day it is, then!

I think I'll strip naked and play in jello.!!!!!








































April Fools.

Pandora, maybe you *shouldn't* take your daughter to YOUR work...

*back in the dressing room looking in a mirror admiring cummerbund*

Ding Dong !

Ready for the ladies me thinks, Wuff wuff !!

*sneaks in and steps up on her soapbox*

*ahem*

Yay!!! The Hootoo Pub Crawl is back!!! This Sunday, 4/16 @ 6pm GMT. The list of pubs is at A707465. To add a pub just post a thread there.

*runs out the door*

I say - amashing cummerbund Redders old boy.... Just a shame you had to resort to buying a larger size this year....

Gafawwwww



Sqn Ldr Bassman K.F.S. D.F.C. and Bar

I say - this bally typewriter thingy has gorn and ruined m' joke....

I'll have to take it on to the croquet lawn and teach it good manners with m' elephant gun.

WHAT HO....



Squabbling Bleeder Bassman K.F.S. D.F.C. and Bar.

The ol' rascal's at it again, boys...

Cockover....

Safety off....

KABOOM

KABOOM...!

There, let the blighter have it with both barrels - just to be sure. Coukdn't do with the bally think laying leaking bodily fluids on the lawn and still drawing breath....



Squabbling Bleeder Bassman K.F.S. D.F.C. and Bar.

* wakes up and wonders what has been happening *

Not sure if much has been happening.... Never mind, stick one of yer favourites on the gramaphone and we can cut the rug - till it's time fer me nap....



Squabbling Bleeder Bassman NFI DFC and bar.

* fastens on her best dance shoes *

You don't want ta be wearin yer best dancin shoes with me about, I'll murder the poor things - two left feet me....

You know - nanny always used to say to dear Ma'ma, "That boy's got two left feet, bless him".... Well, she did before the incident with the traction engine driver's apprentice....

Oops - I promised not to bring that up again....

Hurrumph



Squabbling Bleeder Bassman DFC NFI and Bar

* listens *