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Chaps Club 2006 Valentines Day Ball
Busterbone Posted Jan 25, 2006
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
A lot of dust on this floor.
It should scrub up well though.
With Valentines Day 2006 coming up soon this might be the last chance for a homicidal, bigoted, warmongerer like me to get a leg over.
Sorry, not "leg over" I meant a "knees up".
Its time for the Chaps Club Valentines Day Ball!!!!!!
Hoorah!!
Anyone for a tango??
Chaps Club 2006 Valentines Day Ball
Apollo Posted Jan 26, 2006
Well no offense, old Busters... but I'll not doin' the tango with you tonight. I'm keeping the lookout for one of them young fillies what used to show up at our balls...
*guffaw*
Oh, I do incite myself sometimes...
Chaps Club 2006 Valentines Day Ball
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 26, 2006
*lifts head*
I guess, seeing as how I've been lying here amidst this broken glass for almost 4 years now, I'd better get up.
*drags sorry self to feet*
Chaps Club 2006 Valentines Day Ball
Apollo Posted Jan 26, 2006
What's this? Sea, my dear, it's been ages!! C'mon now and get up, quit foolin' around there under the glass...haven't you heard the news? Now that all the hub-bub has died down, old Busterbone is starting up round 2 of the Chaps Club Valentine's Day Ball!
And if history is any indication, we may not recover from this one until 2012...rivals the old Masquerades my granddaddy used to tell me about in Tonga, where some children who were born at the party didn't see the light of day until they were 20!
Now, get on and get dressed already...can't have you look like THAT, at least not at the kickoff
Chaps Club 2006 Valentines Day Ball
MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) Posted Jan 26, 2006
*walks in before the kickoff, looking nice, with a dash of 'Screw with me and I will kick your ass, gentalman or not.'*
Chaps Club 2006 Valentines Day Ball
Apollo Posted Jan 27, 2006
*begins unloading the crates of chocolate covered fruit ordered for this year's ball*
Ah yes, this'll be one fer the books, I'll wager...
Hey! You o'er there!
*points to Hot Spot Staffer*
I thought I told you to git the rust off that pole! Blasted... can't find any help worth it's weight in donkey dung around here.. well get on with it! The gels'll be here soon, and they'll expect this place to be spotless!!
Now, where'd that barrel of whiskey get off to?
Chaps Club 2006 Valentines Day Ball
Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jan 28, 2006
*starts powdering her nose and pondering her dress for the ball*
Chaps Club 2006 Valentines Day Ball
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 29, 2006
*sea, looking precisely as though she's spent 4 years lying covered in Pepsi and broken glass, leaves to clean up*
Chaps Club 2006 Valentines Day Ball
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 29, 2006
*returns shortly afterward in jeans and a t-shirt, carrying a broom, mop and bucket*
*she proceeds to clean up the floor and mop*
*incidentally, her t-shirt has a falling bowl of petunias on it with the caption, "Oh no, not again..."*
Chaps Club 2006 Valentines Day Ball
Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jan 30, 2006
I say - what's that....
If yer going to be working in the Chap's Club, you've got to at least be wearing a tabbard - or prefferably a maids uniform.
You just CAN'T get the staff these days.... Huuuuuurrrrruuuummmmpppphhhh
Bassers.
Chaps Club 2006 Valentines Day Ball
Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jan 30, 2006
I say Chaps - does this mean I've got to polish up the walking stick and medals?
Squabbling Bleeder Bassman K.F.S. D.F.C. and Bar
Chaps Club 2006 Valentines Day Ball
MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) Posted Jan 30, 2006
*takes off top hat, showing his wolf ears, looking like he is possibly waiting for his date*
Chaps Club 2006 Valentines Day Ball
Apollo Posted Jan 30, 2006
Bassers, ol chum, you'll be needin' to polish up more than your walking stick if we get a repeat of the '02 "Entire Montgomery", if you get my drift
*opens a crate to find the long-lost MacLurchers*
Oh, the ball's legit now, gentlemen...
Chaps Club 2006 Valentines Day Ball
Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jan 31, 2006
You know, I don't know if I ever recovered from the Entire Motgomery.... I caught a bit of a chill and my lumbago plays up every February 14th don't-yer-know!!
Squabbling Bleeder Bassman K.F.S. D.F.C. and Bar
Chaps Club 2006 Valentines Day Ball
Busterbone Posted Jan 31, 2006
Absolutely spiffing!!!
I have manages to procure a few fireworks from the young wallahs in Munitions and Armaments.
Nothing more amusing then dropping a few double bungers on an unsuspecting servant johnny, wot!
Anybody got a match???
Chaps Club 2006 Valentines Day Ball
Apollo Posted Jan 31, 2006
Busters, man, what the dickens did you say? I caught the bit about the fireworks, but who in blue blazes is Johnny and what's wrong with his bungers?
I think one of us has had too much to drink already, and it wasn't 5 minutes ago I found the MacLurchers...
Chaps Club 2006 Valentines Day Ball
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Feb 2, 2006
*just about done cleaning up the floor*
*the sections that are finished are now very shiny and pretty*
Chaps Club 2006 Valentines Day Ball
Apollo Posted Feb 2, 2006
*admires the shiny places*
*straightens his authentic CHAPS-brand toga as the aura of Valentine's Day takes over*
Fantastic work, my dear! And to think I expected nothin' but bickering from you gels regarding the state of things 'round the place. Terribly sorry that I can't pay you for your work...though we might come to terms on other methods of, shall we say, compensation?
Chaps Club 2006 Valentines Day Ball
Apollo Posted Feb 7, 2006
S'pose that's a "no". Well, can't blame a chap for tryin', wot!
*adjusts his cummerbund*
Harumph!
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- 301: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Apr 14, 2002)
- 302: Busterbone (Jan 25, 2006)
- 303: Apollo (Jan 26, 2006)
- 304: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jan 26, 2006)
- 305: Apollo (Jan 26, 2006)
- 306: MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) (Jan 26, 2006)
- 307: Apollo (Jan 27, 2006)
- 308: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Jan 28, 2006)
- 309: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jan 29, 2006)
- 310: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jan 29, 2006)
- 311: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jan 30, 2006)
- 312: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jan 30, 2006)
- 313: MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) (Jan 30, 2006)
- 314: Apollo (Jan 30, 2006)
- 315: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jan 31, 2006)
- 316: Busterbone (Jan 31, 2006)
- 317: Apollo (Jan 31, 2006)
- 318: soeasilyamused, or sea (Feb 2, 2006)
- 319: Apollo (Feb 2, 2006)
- 320: Apollo (Feb 7, 2006)
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