h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Door....

Schrapnel....

Brain....

Eccentric Streak....

With MY reputation....



Bassers

Put the door down and come quietly Bassers old chum

I'd be happier if he put that brain away. Lord knows what could happen if he finds out how to work the thing.

Had mine lightly pickled in '42, just in case...

Ooh.. the '42 pickled brain is excellent... wonderful bouquet.. crisp finish..

I say....



Bassers

* lets go of the knob *

* what are you looking at me like that for - the door knob *

* blush *

Didn't know you and that door were such close friends old gel.

Gafaaaawwww



Bassers

And there was me thinking thats why we were taking it back with us what!

Teee heeeeeeeeeee


Light

Steady on old gel....

I was about to say things are close to getting out of hand, but maybe I'd better not....



Bassers

Oh I say - sorry what

Indeed.

Let's get out of here. Shall I have Smethers to drive you straight home, or do you fancy a night cap at my penthouse appartment?



Squabbling Bleeder Bassman (Retired. Knife Fork Spoon, D.F.C. N.F.I. & Bar)

Gosh! I say! What an offer what!

So, your place or mine?



Bassers

Oh I say!

Well, maybe it is late, I'll have him drop you off at yours.



Goodnight my dear.

* instructs Smethers, watches limosine pull gently away into the night *



Bassers

Well damn it all - what a turn up for the books. First Chap to successfully pull since 1963, what !

1963 - damn fine year....



Bassers

* waves *

* the limo just starts to pull away, when Bassman realises that one of his braces has become tangled on the door handle *

SMETHERS STOPPPPPPPPPP

* to no avail *



* Bassman's trousers waft along behind the limo like a set of colours. Bassman stands indignant - union jack boxers on display to the world's distaste *

Dammit all. Right back to square one and the Full Montgommery then?



Bassers.

* is glad her reputation for always getting her man out of his trousers has not been damaged *