h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*BF uses this chance to clim onto the Warehouse roof*

Ugh, the effort!

*the warehouse starts to fill with hydrochloric acid, stripping away the Chrome from CCC's body, and eating into the flesh below*

*s a hydrochloric acid-proof submarine. grows my chrome back, AGAIN*

you know i haven't had to regenerate me chrome this much in ages!

it's quite refreshing.

*launches torpedo at the roof, destroying it, making Bod Ferret fall into the acid and melt away*

*luckily a few helium filled lemmings swoop down and prevent BF falling into the acid, one of his shoes comes off and continues to plummet into the acid, dissolving on contact*

EeeK!

*Sharpens a few acid-proof slightly bent teaspoons, animates them and sends them to cut open the submarine*

*dives to the bottom of the warehouse and pulls out a plug, washing all the acid and teaspoons away. s the submarine away as well. pulls out a crossbow and shoots and the lemmings, deflating them, making BF plummet to the floor*

*twists his ankle on landing*

Ungfff!

*grabs a to recover*

MMmmm

*slipped aresnic into the tea*

*starts vomitting before he realises what just happened, leaving slippery pools on the warehouse floor*

*takes the prescribed remedy for arsenic poisoning*

i hope you clean up that mess.

i'm not fighting until it's clean.

You no fight, you no win

**all the vomit comes together, creating a vomit monster, which attacks CCC in a y way*

i may not win, but you won't either!

*turns back on monster, my legions of meanies bleach and Febreeze the vomit monster into nothing*

My monster

*Forgetting that CCC is chrome covered BF kicks CCC in the shin, almost breaking his foot*

have you cleared that mess up yet?

*still not fighting*

and stop hopping, it's off putting.

No I haven't.

*Picks up CCC, and uses him as a mop to clear the mess up*

Happy now?

much better.

*gives Ferret the Vulcan deathgrip and he faints*

all i needed was to be close enough to do that, my plan worked!

*BF pretends to faint, as everyone, apart from CCC knows there is no such thing as a 'Vulcan death grip'*

*CCC's legs suddenly give way, as BF uses a diamond tooth saw to cut through them*

*picks up the bottom half of my legs and smakcs them into Ferrets unmentionables and the s his legs back together*

*BF falls to the floor in a crumpled heap, moaning from the excruciating pain*

Can't you two just call it evens you've been fighting for days

Days?! Days is nothing...we used to do this for a month or two. And the Cat/Dog War, that went for probably a year!

We had stamina once