A Conversation for The Battle of the Gods
The Deserted Warehouse
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 4, 2005
*stays below the ground sipping his 
, waiting for Duckie to explode*
*talks to the moles around him*
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chromecoveredclone Posted Jul 4, 2005
i didn't mean it like that obviously... i just don't want him to catch me unawares and hurt me so i can't look after you...
*piles some BF-eating maggots on the grave*
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Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! Posted Jul 4, 2005
who said i needed YOU to look after ME!
tis the other way round!
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 4, 2005
*The moles eat the BF eating maggots, saving BF*
*BF follows the moles further into the tunnel they have created*
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chromecoveredclone Posted Jul 4, 2005
*CCC's moles lead BF into another pit, which he crawls into. suddenly plexiglass falls and blocks all exits, leaving BF to suffocate in the plexiglass box*
silly ferret, trusing MY moles!
Under The Deserted Warehouse
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 4, 2005
Ooops! Has Duck forgiven you yet?
*tunnels up to the warehouse floor behind CCC, pulls out a thunderstorm from his pocket, and sets it on CCC*
ZZzzzaappppp! Booom!
*CCC is struck by several 1000 volts of electricity*
Under The Deserted Warehouse
chromecoveredclone Posted Jul 4, 2005
*conducts the electricity unharmed and grabs BF, frazzling him to a burnt crisp*
cheers ferret, feels very refreshing!
Under The Deserted Warehouse
Dea.. - call me Mrs B! Posted Jul 4, 2005
*wanders in with a jug of Pimms and pours one for Duck while she's watching the show*
Are they still at it? Jeez!
*watches for a minute then wanders off to watch telly instead*
Under The Deserted Warehouse
Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! Posted Jul 4, 2005
*sips the lovely Pimms*
*calls after Deakie "can you bring some mint and cucumber on your next visit please?" then resume her position wathing the boring boys*
*thinks to herself - it must be somebody elses turn to supervise these kids*
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will lose
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 4, 2005
*regenerates his singed body, takes out a can opener, and strips the chrome off CCC*
*BF proceedes to throw knives at CCC, piercing several vital organs*
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will lose
Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! Posted Jul 4, 2005
OI you best watch exactly which organs!!!
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will lose
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 4, 2005
You don't want it pierced then
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will lose
chromecoveredclone Posted Jul 4, 2005
*pours petrol over BF whilst in extreme pain and turns himself into fire. melting the silly little knives and setting fire to BF as well, 
ally turns back into his normal state and watches as BF burns into ashes*
didn't he try that once before? he' been fighting so long he keeps trying the same things. good job i put him out of his misery!
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will lose
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 5, 2005
*CCC inhales BF's ashes, which clog up CCC's lungs. As he is gasping for breath, a helium filled lemming (armed with a slightly bent teaspoon) attacks CCC's brain through his open mouth.*
*BF's ashes then leave CCC's lungs, reforming into BF*
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will lose
chromecoveredclone Posted Jul 5, 2005
*CCC bites down on the lemming and eats it and the slightly bent teaspoon*
mmm, tasty yuou got any more of them?
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will lose
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 5, 2005
*The Lemming in CCC's stomache re-inflates with helium, causing CCC to drift up out of the warehouse*
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will lose
Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! Posted Jul 5, 2005
*CCC stops 45.78 feet up*
Mwah ha ha ha i chained him to the floor!
now you can't send him out my sight!
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will lose
naughtinik4_Goddess of Funky Music & Saturday Night Mischief Posted Jul 5, 2005
*goes to watch Telly with Deakie*
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will lose
chromecoveredclone Posted Jul 5, 2005
*climbs down the chain and regurgitates the lemming. it floats to the ceiling*
that was a mean trick! thanks for the chain ducky.
*pulls the chain from himself and pulls it from the ground. wraps it around his fist and punches BF in the jaw*
i'm going old skool, y'all!
*BF spits out his teeth in a bloddy mess.
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will lose
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 5, 2005
*BF's spat out teeth dig into CCC's chrome covering*
Some war wounds there CCC
*BF kicks CCC's knee, forcing it to bend the way it shouldn't*
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- 181: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 4, 2005)
- 182: chromecoveredclone (Jul 4, 2005)
- 183: Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! (Jul 4, 2005)
- 184: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 4, 2005)
- 185: chromecoveredclone (Jul 4, 2005)
- 186: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 4, 2005)
- 187: chromecoveredclone (Jul 4, 2005)
- 188: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Jul 4, 2005)
- 189: Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! (Jul 4, 2005)
- 190: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 4, 2005)
- 191: Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! (Jul 4, 2005)
- 192: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 4, 2005)
- 193: chromecoveredclone (Jul 4, 2005)
- 194: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 5, 2005)
- 195: chromecoveredclone (Jul 5, 2005)
- 196: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 5, 2005)
- 197: Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! (Jul 5, 2005)
- 198: naughtinik4_Goddess of Funky Music & Saturday Night Mischief (Jul 5, 2005)
- 199: chromecoveredclone (Jul 5, 2005)
- 200: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 5, 2005)
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