h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

as you walk in you see that all is virtual the sign outside said you culd use any zone from any video game ever created

I callenge someone to a battle anyone

Hiya i accept but then ill probably lose anyway.But what the hey

YES! you go first

*gets cheese and eats it*

*uses tails's(from sonic the hedgehog)tecnology to make anti cheese ray and shoots MC with it*

*`s away and the ray missesMC*

changes staff to katana and starts chassing down MC

*`s away gets katana over josh and attacks him*

warps katana back to hand no no no can't do that even if I wanted you to

*changes zone to a mario game with MC over a botomless pit of doom

*holds up sign saying yikes and drops down bottomless pit of doom*

*puts a cover over pit*

*falls from the sky and lands on josh*

*steps aside and puts spikes of doom where he was before MC lands*

*starts to float in midair thus avoiding the spikes*Oh please!Is that the best you can do?

*uses sommon to turn into...* summon mode Kirby Super Smash Bros. Melee

*sucks in kirby and smash bros. and shoots them at josh.

(Kirby from ssbm)starts sucking first and sucks mc in to get a cheese hat and starts bugging MC with his own cheesy lines

MMM cheese

*jumps over MC*